Well, it looks like the movie event of the decade is on the horizon.
Are you ready kids? Aye, aye, Jake.
I can't hear you!!!!
Well, it looks like the movie event of the decade is on the horizon.
Are you ready kids? Aye, aye, Jake.
I can't hear you!!!!
A couple more days until we're treated to the biggest cinematic event in history (well, since the last biggest cinematic event in history).
The culmination of 11 years of cinema. This is what everything has been leading up too. Tony's transformation from warmonger to intrepid hero. Cap's unfreezing. Thor's... head shaving.
So, is this going to be everything everyone's ever expected? Or will it be...
Not just because it's probably a good movie (the Russo Brothers and our beloved overlords at Disney usually deliver).
They could've filmed the Empire State Building for 8 hours and people still would've probably said it was a masterpiece and somehow tied into the Thanos canon.
Maybe the Empire State Building is a representation of his obsession with Lady Death? I dunno.
Early reviews are already starting to pour in, and people are going ape over this film.
Like, Planet Of The Apes ape. They really like it, okay?
Seriously people, don't take the elderly, pregnant women, or small children with heart conditions to the film.
The movie is so stunning their brains just turn into a broken record. Good lord... does Marvel really understand the power that they have in their hands?
Especially when you look at those pictures side by side... wow, it really has been a long ride, hasn't it? Wow, look at how young everyone looks... Wow, I'm not going to cry, I'm not going to cry...
Now that it's ended, Mark Ruffalo came out with his opinion on this huge ride. Jeez... we really hope that doesn't spoil anything.
Ugh! No! My tear ducts are being assaulted! Ugh... Must... Not... Cry... And... Think About... How this might affect Captain America... In the movie....
Some people are taking extreme measures to avoid having the movie ruined for them.
Don't talk to any of your friends, avoid r/4chan on Reddit, 4chan in general and greentexts in general, also you should probably attempt not to go outside.
You risk knowing before you see the movie that Ant-Man actually goes up Thanos' bum and expands to destroy him
Well, now you probably shouldn't even see the movie, and give all the tickets to me! (Excellent... my plan is working, soon only I will ha– oh, wait, am I still typing?)