Whenever you get your hands on something nice, you have to protect it with your life because the world will immediately try to destroy it.
Whether this is because of jerks who apparently hate your happiness or because of innocent pawns in the game of life, the message is abundantly clear: We just can’t have nice things.
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24. Why? Why? WHY? …Just, why?!
Last Updated on November 27, 2017 by Diply
