At this point, it's pretty hard to have even an ounce of faith in human beings. I know it sounds pretty harsh, but it's honestly the truth.
The more time I spend browsing the internet, the more I truly believe that the human race has only gotten worse over time. If you have any doubts about my recent revelation, then I suggest you open up your Twitter account and go to town.
Can you not just put that mane in a hair elastic for the duration of the trip like a normal person?
Although I am usually the type of person who would slack off to this degree, I should probably condemn it before the world judges me.
It may sound harsh, but babies are innocent and this outfit just ain't right.
Am I in an alternative universe where overpriced movie theater concession food is the only type of currency that's been heavily inflated?
Public transit was not designed to be comfortable.
And you wonder why we need to invest more in public education.
I don't even understand how people like this exist.
Being completely connected and completely inappropriate is a talent that most people rarely explore. And those who choose to overshare will definitely end up in one of these articles.
Tidy your room up before you take a sexy selfie. It's not that hard.
Can someone please tell me what in the world turtles have done to deserve such a terrible fate?
If you let your children play with arrows, they will probably bleed on them.
There needs to be a better way to get attention. I'm not sure what it is, but I know there's a way.
Isn't that like so cool? I mean, danger is still cool, right?
I guess this is the kind of romance we can look forward to after the apocalypse inevitably occurs.
Some people truly love to watch the world burn. I guess this is the ultimate test for any relationship.
Not everything needs to go on Snapchat. It should be common sense, but apparently that doesn't exist anymore.
