Luckily, life isn't always a constant storm of stinky crap. There are a few moments when things fall right into place, and it makes all the hard times worthwhile.
Take these awesome and unexpected everyday discoveries — they don't really seem like a huge deal, but they do make life 1,000 times more interesting.
Apparently, they are available on Amazon and can be shipped right to your door.
Sure, you're dehydrated, irritated, hungry, and lost, but lighten the heck up. You can't spend the whole time frowning once you discover that this is possible.
Just think about it, if you're in the process of moving, too poor to buy a microwave, or simply too lazy to walk to the kitchen, then just give this a go.
If you don't like the direction the universe is pointing you in, then just ignore it until it aligns with your existing beliefs.
Honestly, it's absolutely magical. I mean, just try looking at it without laughing.
And if you can cover all of your bases (i.e. your entire house), then why wouldn't you?
I mean, if you don't get the reference, then I'm not going to ruin your appetite by explaining it. That's just rude.
The second rule would be to camp indoors. And the third would be to fake a deadly illness directly before you are scheduled to go camping.
It's the best of both worlds, so why not give it a go?
This looks like a handful of tiny Alpha-Getti Pasta, and now I'm totally craving that cheap, tomato liquid.
Paul Giamatti knows this better than anyone.
Instead of politely asking to "squish through," you can just ring your bell and push your way towards the keg.
I guess I'll have to settle for taking credit that I don't deserve next time I'm in charge of snacks for game night.
I'm just taking wild guess based entirely on common sense.
Back in my day, you had to study to pass your classes.
Okay, I'm mostly afraid, but for good reason. I thought you just curled into a ball and prayed that the other inmates don't notice you.
Unless you're passed out on a couch in a tree, you're not doing it right.
Regardless, here's a weird lifehack that you'll definitely never use, because why would you?
Which is not saying a lot because I've barely even seen a Funyun out of the bag. I tend to prefer actual food.
Just kidding. This is a horrific solution to pitching a tent. I would rather pitch one than become one. Just sayin'.
You can get weird looks when your coworkers finally glance at your questionable Google searches, or you can do this!
It's pretty much a given, people. Be polite.
That pool noodle is gunna be no good once you're done drinking that chlorine and rum mixture.
Did I miss the directions on the back of the label, or do I just lack all common sense? I can't be the only one who made this mistake.
This is probably the best way to piss someone off without actually doing anything at all.
