Dinosaurs have been extinct for at least five years.
That might sound a little off, but it’s absolutely true . You can verify with any expert you like. The thing is, although it might be true, it’s a tad misleading .
We’re not trying to mislead you, though, with these things that are technically the truth.
“Pyramid scheme.”
I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that everyone in the field of Egyptology makes a joke about pyramid schemes at least twice a week.
“Yachtless talks about shirtless.”
Do you ever get hit with a truth that kind of hurts? Maybe if I take off my shirt, I’ll feel a little more like Vin Diesel.
“$500 to $160,000 with NFT.”
This one’s fun because you can do it with anything. How can you find up to one million dollars of hidden value in your home? Easy! Just ask around and see if anyone will give you a million bucks for your old Pokemon cards.
“Well that was unexpected.”
This one’s the ol’ one-two punch. Maybe OP got over being trolled, but then they got told they’re adopted. That’s harsh.
“Solar powered dryer.”
I wonder how many of these clotheslines this guy managed to sell before he was attacked by an angry mob of his customers.
“What do you guys think about this one?”
I get what they’re going for here, but the answer is easy: there are 366 birthdays (don’t forget leap years!). If you share a birthday with someone else, that’s the point: you have the same birthday.
“I love pi.”
I love seeing math jokes like this because I can just awkwardly chuckle and pretend I totally understand what’s going on.
“Indeed this is accurate.”
This one really goes to show that, despite our differences, we really are all the same. Tall people are tall people, regardless of the continent they’re from.
“We all have peaked.”
By this logic, no one should feel the urge to drive fast cars. We’re already going a thousand miles an hour at all times, thanks to living on a speedy planet.
“Great detective work right there..”
You hear about someone acting as the judge, jury and executioner, but Thomas Magnum only needs to be the detective and the executioner.
“I guess he’s right.”
If you’re betting on what country could start World War 3, you really can’t rule America out. I mean, that’s where Hollywood is.
“Gamers know how it is.”
Do you ever feel particularly seen by something you see online? No? Yeah, me neither.
“The perfect date.”
This is an appropriately snarky response, but I kind of disagree. I’m part of the MM/DD/YYYY gang over here.
“Can’t forget about Oscar!”
Oscar the Grouch gets zero respect. The poor guy gets labeled a grouch. No one helps him change his lot in life, even after half a century in a trash can. Then, he gets denied his rightful place as a barrier breaker.
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“Thanks Google.”
I’ve thought about picking up a telescope before, but it seems like the hobby might be a little bit outside my price range.
“Ah yes, boiling water.”
Some people want to do things correctly. Others just want to watch the world — or, in this case, two cups of water — burn.
“Yeah sounds about right.”
The higher or lower the temperature gets, the easier it is to estimate just how dead a person might be.
“Well the farm animals are all present.”
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I’m trying to work E-I-E-I-O into this, but I’m drawing a blank. But it did make me grimace, which is at least appropriate.
“Something we can all agree on.”
You can extend this further by saying that any piece of music that can be tied to a country is country music.
“Life savings.”
If you were this soldier and you later accumulated a vast fortune, it really would be tough to identify which constituted your life savings.
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