I’m pretty sure there’s no one out there that can accurately predict the future , at least not one hundred percent of the time. Even for the most renowned fortune-tellers and star-readers. they’ve had some events throw them for loops.
Just like the events in this list really threw those who experienced them for loops, showing some outcomes that none of us saw coming!
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“My mug is sweating tea through the cracks in the ceramic.”
This looks pretty cool! It also looks like a disaster waiting to happen. A mug with that many cracks in it is one small nudge away from exploding on you.
“A guy in the flight safety pamphlet has a neck tattoo.”
His wrist too! And what a stylish outfit he’s got going on here. He’s honestly kinda cute. Why do I never get sat next to guys like him on flights? Instead, I get all the crying babies and people who do not know what personal space means.
“My leggings matched the chair at the vacation rental.”
Find a shirt to match and you could get into some real camouflage moments. Spend forever at the vacation rental with this one easy trick!
“This sewage tanker labeled ‘not milk’.”
Are they worried about people thinking it’s a milk tanker and jamming a straw in the side to get a sweet sip of that dairy goodness? Why else would they need the warning?
“I bowled at a vintage alley where actual people reset the pins and roll the bowling b***s back. The scores are kept on glass and projected above.”
Very cool experience, but also I would be immensely frightened every time I had to see my bowling alley sprout legs. I’m also not smart enough to tally my own scores.
“Just found out today Dr. Pepper makes baked beans.”
As people in the comments clarified, these aren’t made by Dr. Pepper, but Dr. Pepper is an ingredient used in this line of beans. Not to its benefit, it seems, as the reviews were pretty poor.
“Mum boiled the purple potatoes with the corn. Now we have pink corn.”
Wait, there’s a way to make your vegetables cute and pink that I’m only just now learning about? I would up my veggie intake way more if they always looked this pretty!
“This almost perfectly square crisp I found in the bag.”
Augh, this feels so incredibly wrong to look at. Like it’s a hostile version of a regular potato chip. Like it wants to attack me for even thinking about eating it, it’s all those right angles!
“[The] vet put a warning on my dog’s medicine for him not to operate heavy machinery or drive while affected.”
Vets don’t know who’s trained their dogs to operate forklifts and who hasn’t. Or if it’s a rural dog if they’ve been tasked with plowing the fields, they need to know to take this medication after!
“My past coworkers chicken purse.”
You’re just going to gloss over the matching coin purse like it doesn’t add a whole other layer of amazement and wonder to the ensemble? These might be the greatest accessories known to man.
“The instructions on my oatmeal say to cook it longer in the French translation.”
Little-known and definitely not vetted fact about French people, they like their oats really, really well done. They don’t want the oats to be recognized as oats by the end, just an unidentifiable slop.
“My 12 year old son made eggs.”
Um…are you sure about that? You watched this process? These are definitely eggs? They look more like extremely thin pork chops to me, but if you say they’re eggs then who am I to argue?
“My winter jacket is so old that it came with separate pockets for a MP3 player, cell phone, digital camera and calculator.”
I miss this era of jacket design where companies thought we’d all be carrying around one of every latest technology. Did anyone ever actually use these inner iPod or calculator pockets?
“I use chip clips to hold my kids’ tacos together to avoid spillage.”
How roughly do your kids handle burritos where this is the only viable solution to keep them from spilling everywhere? It feels a little excessive but hey, parent how you want.
“[Plum] undisturbed vs. shirt shined Plumb before I ate it.”
I almost didn’t believe the title at first because the one on the right looked so much like a glass bead at first glance. It’s too perfect a plum, it must be saved from the perils of being eaten!
“My hotel room mirror is on hinges so paranoid people can check for cameras.”
While this is a nice security feature for those staying there, the fact that it has to be considered at all is, quite frankly, extremely terrifying. No one should have to worry about this!
“This huge aisle of coke, is the only soda option at my local supermarket.”
Well…hopefully you like Coke, then, because that’s what you’re getting. No pasta sauce or olive oil or any other grocery you needed to buy. Just Coke. Only Coke. Forever.
“My cat Bo has her name on her back.”
The real question is which came first, the name or the spots on her back? If it’s the former and she just happened to grow this fur pattern, that’s so incredible it’s almost scary!
“This dustpan I came across while visiting my home mid-renovation.”
Does this mean no dogs are allowed on this shovel either? That’s a shame, I can so perfectly imagine a small chihuahua curled up in there waiting to be scooped off somewhere.
“This mouse and calculator abomination I found at work.”
Abomination is the right word for this, yeah. It’s neither convenient nor attractive, it was just a company grasping for two common things to fuse together to solve a problem no one actually has.
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Last Updated on February 23, 2022 by Daniel Mitchell-Benoit
