The Twitterverse is a strange place. Between accounts which simply “bong” out the hour every hour and parody accounts for God, it really is one of the more unusual social media platforms.
However, there is one thing that Twitter is always awash with, and that is people complaining! And, as a British person, I love complaining, so here are 18+ tweets that hit just right.
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And Breaaathe…
Which one is your favorite? Let me know which one is your favorite below, mine is top right.
Sibling Goals
Everyone should have someone in their life doing as much PR work for them as this person’s little sister!
It’s Killing Meeee!
Coming out of my quarantine, and I’ve been doing just fine, gotta get to the shops, because I want all the rolls! It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
Fight Fight Fight!
Nothing screams quarantine like smushing your body against other sick people in a desperate attempt to overbuy toilet rolls.
Microwave Complex
This one hits a little bit too well. Well, fortunately, I love microwaveable meals… that’s a positive, I guess?
Basic Life Skills
It is alarming to think about how many people haven’t been washing their hands up to now. Are people really just walking out of bathrooms with dirty hands?
Come On Mom!
As a kid I always thought that adults had their act together, but now I am an adult I feel that all kids can tell by looking at me that I do not have my s**t together!
Chatting With A Murderer
This person’s dad was unknowingly leading an incredibly dangerous life! It’s one h**l of a claim to fame though.
Torn Apart By Oreos
Now, as a British person, I have never heard anyone call Oreos this, but I would like to apologize on behalf of our nation for any offence caused.
The Bat Soup Wars
Do not try and understand the great target toilet paper wars, we simply look back on them and pray for them to never return.
Self-Belief Is Key
I can think of a few more depressing things that buying dinner at 711, buying dinner at Burger King for one.
*Angry Honking*
It always fascinates me how fast taxi drivers and businessmen will start mashing the horn once a light turns to green.
Down With The Sickness
Yeah Eminem, that sounds like you might have some kind of illness, I’d get that checked out or at least self-isolate.
The Real Heroes
I think that anyone could have predicted this, literally anyone.
Ah, The Good Old Days!
At this point in life it is just easier to accept that all of your fun years are in the past.
The Circle Completes Itself
Karma is a b***h! I wonder if their parents secretly knew about this and did it to teach them a lesson?
Stingebag Criminals
That’s not even 10%! What kind of monster doesn’t even tip 10% when it’s not even their money? Lock them up!
How To Give Someone A Heart Attack 101
Why would you ever phrase this like that? This is needlessly convoluted!
Pyramid Schemes
I wonder how many more people applied for Egyptology courses after the release of the first Brendan Fraser Mummy film?
The Bachelor Crisis
I have never seen a full episode of the bachelor, and I am quite happy not having completed an episode. Life is too short to fill my brain with that kind of toxicity.
Last Updated on March 16, 2020 by Paddy Clarke
