For something so permanent, the world sure has a lot of tattoo “ragrets.”
Here are some stories of this here and here .
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But what about the flipside? What was the tattoo artist thinking when working on unusual tats?
Well, one Reddit user sought to find this out when they asked the question, “Tattoo artists of Reddit, what is the most [expletive]-up thing you’ve tattooed?”
Here are their answers!
100% British Beef.
Yep, that’s what someone asked to get tattooed on their backside! Oh, if we could be a fly on the wall when that person’s future romantic partner takes off their pants to see that!
Two thumbs up.
“Guy wanted the thumbs up emoji on his taint. Apparently he wanted everyone down there to ‘know he appreciates a job well done.’ I passed him off to a male colleague, who did not stop giggling the entire half an hour session.” – u/CrazySnekGirl
The grandson.
One tattoo artist had an older woman come into his shop and ask for a tattoo of her grandson on her breast. While some will argue that he’s “close to her heart,” it’s still a little weird.
The Pinocchio.
“When I was getting tattooed, I asked my artist what his most [expletive]-up tat was. He told me a guy wanted Pinocchio on his crotch, with the penis as his nose. My artist did it and said the customer seemed happy with it.” – u/Henlo_am_ANGERY
The finger.
Oh, boy. This one’s a doozy! This tattoo artist shared that he had a guy get a tattoo of his wife, erm, fingering her backside. Even weirder: she was there watching as her husband got this done.
The pair of eyes.
“Not a tattoo artist myself, but I trained for a bit. Asked a master what the weirdest thing he tattooed was, and he said, without hesitation, “A pair of eyes on me mate’s balls.'” – u/torra_cas
The sweat pee.
One tattoo artist had a woman come in wanting “Sweet Pea” tattooed on her neck. Sounds normal enough, right? Well, for whatever reason, she insisted that it is spelled “Sweat Pee.” He declined.
The last-ditch effort.
“This young man wanted a tattoo on his back. It said something like, ‘Lisa please forgive me.’ I told asked him if this was some last ditch effort to get this girl back. He said yes, and I told him this is a really bad idea you shouldn’t do this. He wanted the tattoo anyway, so he got it.” – u/silverhandguild
Property of Dave.
One girl visited a tattoo shop wanting the words “property of Dave” above her private area. Since she was 18 and her boyfriend had just been sentenced to life in prison for murder, the artist refused. But his co-worker didn’t…
The sloth.
“My friend had a guy come in wanting an ass tattoo. He had drawn up the artwork himself and wanted a sloth on his butt cheek done to look like it was coming out of his butt. The sloth was smiling giving the thumbs up.” – u/taint_of_love
The butterfly.
“Had an older lady come in wanting a butterfly tattoo… on her labia. Actually turned out really pretty, she loved it and was a pleasure to work with! Every time I do a butterfly tatt now I think of her flaps.” -u/bigboyrobbie_ray
The biohazard sign.
This tattoo artist had a girl come in wanting a biohazard symbol on the inside of her thigh.
He could only assume she either a) didn’t know what this really meant or b) she liked the band. Either way, the placement cracked him up.
The tribute.
“My client wanted the name and birthdate of his passed away child combined with the Defqon logo. Both weren’t very weird, but he had to have them combined which made it weird lol.” -u/Graphicdesignn
The penises.
“Saw a very normal looking woman whose body was covered in tattoos of severed penises. She even had a necklace of them tattooed on her. Clown dicks, regular dicks, zombie dicks… All kinds and they covered her torso completely.” – u/NWDiverdown
The face.
One person wanted a tattoo of a face on their face. How meta of them! We can only hope that the face was nice to look at since it’s hard not to notice a face tattoo… or get a job.
The WWE.
“I tattooed a WWE logo in a kids face. He was a you-tuber with a not so successful channel about wrestling. Mostly recaps. His name was Washable Marker…” -u/Mikeygreywash. What parents would sign off on this?!
The death sentence.
This tattoo artist had a couple come in wanting the girl’s name tattooed on the guy’s neck.
But when he was talking to the girl alone, she told him, “My real boyfriend is getting out of jail in 2 weeks and when he’s out, him through there is history!” Um, WTF?!
The cheater.
This tattoo artist had a guy keep coming in to get his girlfriend’s name tattooed on him.
Eventually, he asked him what the deal was. He said that he would tattoo her name on himself every time he cheated on her and she found out. Ah, love.
The ashes.
“When I got my tattoo done, I asked my artist this while he was setting up. He said that he had a woman who wanted him to mix her brother’s ashes in with the ink. Needless to say, he didn’t do it.” – u/deleted
