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Quotes For People Who Shouldn't Be Left Unsupervised At The Grocery Store

Nowadays, my grocery shopping is almost exclusively limited to online ordering, unless I only need one or two things and absolutely cannot wait until my next big order to get them.

But just because I'm doing it all online now doesn't mean I'm safe from the dreaded buyer's remorse that can come with grocery shopping, especially when I take a gamble on something that turns out to be terrible.

Yep, I'm looking at you, kale. You've done me dirty one too many times, yet I never seem to learn my lesson.

If you're the same way, I think you're really going to relate to these quotes.

We are not the same person.

She thought it would be a good idea to stock the fridge with fruits and vegetables, but when I'm binge-watching Bridgerton at 1 AM, I'm not looking to snack on some baby carrots, you feel me?

I need carbs. Lots and lots of them!

The pain? Indescribable.

The same goes for when you cook a bunch of food and don't even end up liking it. Or when you buy a bunch of fresh food and whoops, you didn't eat it in time and now it all has to go in the garbage.

Grocery shopping sucks.

Or, sometimes, the opposite happens.

So, you know, if anyone goes to Walmart looking for all the potato chips, tortilla chips, pretzels, popcorn, and Cheetos... I think I might know where they can find some.

(Hint: it's all in my pantry. All of it.)