There are many moments that we will experience in our lives where we look at someone else and think, “Thank God I’m not them.” These could be moments where you see someone get pooped on by a bird in public or a moment where you see someone go for a high five and get left hanging…agony.
Anyway, bearing this in your noggins, please enjoy these 15+ moments that make us glad we’re us, not them!
“My dog (Piglet) fell in a septic tank this morning. He’s completely fine but he smells like poop.”
I cannot imagine how badly he must have smelt, but thank goodness he was okay. This person went on to say, “He got a nice long shower and then we headed right to a professional groomer cause that smell wasn’t going to come out easily.”
“The exact moment it started to suck.”
I do not understand how anyone ever trusts those flimsy cardboard carriers. I only seem to have to look at them for them to fall to pieces.
“I do calligraphy. I misplaced the circled in character, which is part of a 300 word scroll that I almost finished after 5 days of work, 200 characters in.”
I wonder if they started again or if they still tore it into a hundred thousand pieces and walked off into the ocean.
The Most Arduous Complaint Letter To Craft.
I would love it if people still had to carve their complaints to staff in stone. I can just picture an incredibly angry person furiously chipping away at a slab of cement in the middle of Bed Bath & Beyond.
“My boyfriend wanted to take a picture of that glass of wine, then my dog showed up in my window and did this.”
Maybe this dog just thinks that your boyfriend may be developing a drinking problem and is trying to help him out!?
“In-laws invited us over for dinner… It was a trap.”
I find that as in-laws or extended family members get older, the pretences by which they lure you to their house to fix/build stuff get progressively more transparent.
It’s Going To Be Tricky To Get In That Car!
This is a sign from the universe that you need to start walking more! Well, either that or the universe just hates you.
“A ‘Why me?’ Moment.”
The fact that they didn’t think that this was going to happen with a beard that long just hanging around is a little baffling.
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“Well, that’s not the soy sauce…”
I guess that they are making something more along the lines of Rice Pudding now. Christ, I hate rice pudding and the very thought of it sends shivers down my spine.
“All that effort and still didn’t cover the noses.”
Imagine, after all of that work getting down from your ladder and only then realising what you had done. That would be crushing.
The Headache Guitar…
I never like to see people smashing a guitar, but this guitar needs to be broken into smithereens.
“Old workmate bought an airgun on wish and this is what he got.”
“Ouch, dude, did you just throw a metal poster at my head?!”
“That’s airsoft baby!”
“No, it’s really not!”
“Doily Hubcaps.”
Look, if your nan takes the time to make you these are you just not going to put them on your car? Don’t upset your nan!
“My cousin couldn’t figure out why his dog kept pissing on his bed since he bought the new pet stain remover.”
I can just imagine him getting really annoyed with his dog only for his dog to be staring blankly at him and thinking, “You’re sending some real mixed messages here, it’s like you don’t want me to piss on your bed? I’m not judging, I’m just saying get your message straight.”
“Spent 12 Hours Making ‘Cinnamon Swirl’ Sourdough Bread.”
Well, I think that it is more like you spent 12 hours trying to make cinnamon swirl sourdough bread.
“Their first day at a new job and they drove into a hidden ditch.”
What a way to make an entrance on your first day! I feel bad for them, but it’s also kind of funny in the worst way.
“The face of guilt.”
But just look at that face. Never before have I seen an expression that is more forlorn and yet also full of evil. He’s going to be eating chocolate again as soon as he gets the opportunity.
“What a save…”
Spiderman is trying his best to keep this cake together, but this is going to be one hell of a mess when they get it out of the box!
“Tried to capture the moment I proposed to my girlfriend this weekend.”
I think that this might actually be a slightly better picture than the one that they were intending to take!
“Found my kid’s watch he lost 3 months ago.”
Well, there has to be a chance that it still works, right? Those watches survived the 80s, so they can survive anything!
