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MNV Thanksgiving Game: What's Your Boozy Turkey Name?

Hey Ladies! (& Gents too of course)

Can you believe the holidays are already upon us? And I am sooo not that mom who gets everything ready days in advance. Well... I mean... I bought my vodka.

No, I'm not June Cleaver.

I'm the mom panicking the day of any important event because I was too lazy to get my shit together and be a grown up.

Who doesn't want to buy all the ingredients for a hugely involved Thanksgiving meal the day-of?

If you think that's bad, you should see what I can do in a toy section on Christmas Eve!

It's all part of the holiday magic!

So, if you're in need of another distraction...

Mommy Needs Vodka

... why not pour yourself a glass of wine (Hot Tip: if it's still daytime, use a coffee mug so it doesn't look as bad) and find out your Boozy Turkey name!

I got 'Drunky Gravy Face' and honestly, it feels right.

What name did you get? Drop it in the comments!

And I hope you and your family have a SAFE, HEALTHY, HAPPY (socially distanced) Thanksgiving!

Have a drink for me!

XO Drunky Gravy Face MNV

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