So, back in the day, we had this wonderful app called Vine. And one of the best Vines ever featured a girl covering her forehead, crying, saying, "What the [expletive.] I just wanted BANGS."
And her bangs were so short they were at her hairline.
My fellow Vine veterans know exactly what I'm talking about, right? Well, this whole article is just example after example of that Vine's unfortunate moment over and over again. Let's go.