I have two missions with this article: to prove that signs can be the most hilarious encounters of your day and to get “Signs” stuck in your head.
Why?
Because it’s a fact (duh!) and, well, everywhere a sign. Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind. Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign…mission one accomplished!
1. You just know that there’s a story behind this sign, and I want to know all the details.
Usually, you don’t have to let children know that they shouldn’t play with trash cans. Plus, why are the kids in an exam room? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
2. I’ve heard of skateboarding being banned, but even the smaller rebels have rules that they have to follow.
It’s just so small. Like, what is this, a skate park for ants? Either way, no fun to be had.
3. I wish I could tell you what this sign means, but I’m a little bit confused by it.
I guess at some point, they DIDN’T want any of these things and have now changed their minds. Party on!
4. If this isn’t the most inventive way to take advantage of the rain, then I don’t know what is.
Rain or shine, you just know that this park means business — of the fun variety, and nothing less.
5. I personally believe that all signs should also be written in dog because they’re our best friends and we should treat them as such.
Am I right or am I right? Woof.
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6. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a vet with a better sense of humor before.
And going to the vet’s is a ruff time for everyone, so it’s totally a good thing. We stan a good pun.
7. Sometimes, signs are a little bit boring, and that’s when we, as citizens, have to step in and make the world a better place.
Any joke is a good joke if it’s harmless…I think.
8. How do you guarantee business these days? Scare people into it.
I mean, it might not seem like the polite way to go, but if it works, it works.
9. I feel like the ducks are slightly disappointed in this sign, and I can’t really blame them. Snacks are life.
But at least they have it explained to them, as well.
10. Never thought I would see the day that hell froze over, AND YET, HERE WE ARE.
Surely, this isn’t a good sign at all. Whatever…the cold never bothered me anyway.
11. I just want to know why they say “NO.” And what are they saying “NO” to?!
And why such a large area? Something is not allowed, and I want to know what it is.
12. Why isn’t this a thing everywhere?!
WAY TO USE YOUR SPACE, FOLKS! I feel like signs should be taking advantage of reflective surfaces from now on.
13. Forget the fine — I don’t want to deal with the rest.
Bad karma? Heck, no! But your mother’s disapproval?! THE WORST THING EVER! I would never. Don’t you worry, Mother Nature.
14. Officially the only gender reveal that I’ve ever found amusing.
But heck, that’s a large baby, if you ask me. No idea what you feed a 57,500-pound baby boy.
15. PLEASE, BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS A STRESSED-OUT WOLF.
And now, I feel bad for all the times that I howled at wolves. I thought we were friends.
16. Then, there’s this guy, who is truly more heartfelt in his message than most of those lawyers posting these.
Not helpful at all, but heartfelt AF.
