We all encounter problems during our daily life, and there are some people out there who approach these problems with a decidedly less than enthusiastic attitude!
Whether you’re one of these people, or know someone who is, please enjoy these hilarious 14+ times people did the bare minimum and nothing more!
“Now Hiring!”
“Hi there, thanks for coming in! What sort of thing do you normally cook?”
“Oh, anyone, really! Their arms, legs, hearts, maybe even a bit of brain.”
“I think that you may have read the sign wrong, Dr. Lecter, but thanks for the interest!”
“Maeshmolowa!”
Have you tried saying that word out loud yet? Just a warning if you do: It has the potential to make you feel like you are suffering a stroke.
“Sorry, the clock-movers union [has] time off this week.”
I have tried to work with the Clock-Movers Union before. They’re notoriously difficult to organize!
“And the winner of ‘not my job’ is… my sister.”
I feel like it would take more effort to balance that second roll on the edge than it would have to take off the old roll and then put the new roll on!
“Innocent until proven tasty.”
It’s a real tragedy when you see good condiments fall in with bad crowds and get inadvertently sucked into a life of crime.
That’s One Way To Replace A Door…
This one kind of hurts to look at… I’m sure that there are a fair few people who can’t look at this without the hair standing up on the backs of their necks.
I’m Not Sure That Is How You Spell That…
I like that they weren’t sure how to spell it but were bizarrely convinced that there must be an “x” in there somewhere, so just doubled down and put an “x” absolutely everywhere they could.
“You were close here.”
Now this is a salad that I can see myself getting on board with. Oreos are crunchy as well, so they’re not far off.
But… It’s Blue?
This is an absolute cluster of errors. I mean, they not only got the writing wrong, but they wrote it in the wrong color anyway? Also, that is some sad looking decoration, regardless!
Who Wrote This Description?
Sure, it may be a description for a different program altogether, but it’s not exactly wrong for this program either, is it?
“A local church created a cook book in the [’60s]. This was submitted by one of the churchgoers.”
Everyone else will have just taken the time to write out a meal for one or two, but this person has gone above and beyond and detailed a meal to feed 3,800 people! They are really doing the Lord’s work!
The Perfect Present For The Most Annoying Sister!
“Oh, thank you so much for these, they’re adorable! Wait, they don’t fit together?”
“Exactly.”
Cycling On Hard Mode!
What I would give to see the CCTV footage of this cycle lane. I bet that there are more than a few inadvertent flips each day on this route!
You Had One Job…
The little smiling faces really add a note of sarcasm to this message. Also, while I’m here, does anyone actually like to eat fortune cookies? I’m genuinely curious if it’s just me that thinks they taste like dust that hates you?
“Our neighbours very precisely only cleaned their part of the wall.”
I don’t know what people get out of being this petty. Does it make them feel better about their lives? What do they gain?!
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“Council finally telling the truth on how long the roadworks will take.”
As someone with experience of U.K. roadworks, I can promise you that this is still a very optimistic prediction for even the smallest of jobs!
Heed The Warning Cones!
In fairness, this is not so much the road painters doing the bare minimum as it is them punishing this dingbat for being an ignorant ass!
Dammit, Hank!
I think that the first time I realized I was old was the day that I started complaining about people leaving the lights on around our apartment!
“Took care of the goose, boss!”
“Dave, do you want to get lunch together?”
“No, I’ve already eaten, thanks.”
“Oh, want to come with me anyway?”
“You’re scared of the goose, aren’t you?”
“It’s just that there is strength in numbers!”
“You missed a spot…”
This sort of thing just makes the future of humanity appear even more bleak than it already does!