My boyfriend and I are currently in the process of moving into our first apartment, and although I felt it would be best if I dealt with all the decorating, he insisted I let him pick a few pieces himself. I truly want him to feel like it’s our place, so I agreed.
Yesterday, he presented me with his purchases: a framed picture of a beaver throwing up a peace sign, and a wall clock the size of a window.
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If I’m being honest, I’m not even surprised. I love my boyfriend, but I also know what he’s capable of. Men really don’t surprise me anymore, and I’m sure they rarely surprise you either.
Well, I feel like that’s the best introduction I could possibly give for this collection of pictures proving once and for all that some guys will just never change. On with the article.
Speaking of decorating.
This wife made the same mistake I did and let her husband decorate their bathroom. I mean, I have to give him some credit. The picture is super appropriate for the setting.
Not-very-nice cream.
This person’s partner felt the need to absolutely ruin a container of Neapolitan ice cream, simply because he couldn’t bring himself to eat the strawberry middle.
Nightmare fuel.
This hubby gifted his wife with the ultimate “forget-me-not” — a blanket made entirely of his face.
All I can say is… those teeth . Yikes.
One of these things is not like the other.
In case you can’t immediately tell, what we’re looking at here is the kind of photo this girl takes of her boyfriend, versus the kind of photo he takes of her.
And that’s being in a relationship in a nutshell.
Boo.
I believe there isn’t a single guy in this world who can resist a good prank. You got a cardboard cut-out, you got an empty shower, what else are you supposed to do?
I mean, it is *technically* a golden retriever.
But probably not the kind this girl was hoping for when she asked her boyfriend for one.
Petty.
This husband was in a particularly bad mood when he decided to only make his side of the bed.
Honestly, I can’t even say that I’m above this incredible level of pettiness.
Fast food, but make it cute.
This boyfriend was tasked with bringing some food to a potluck, and decided all he needed to do was make a quick stop at McDonald’s.
I mean, at least he made it somewhat presentable, right? He could have left it all in the bag.
Housekeeping Management was feeling a little passive aggressive today.
Oh, and if you couldn’t tell, Housekeeping Management also happens to be this woman’s husband. Which definitely explains the contents of that not-so-polite notice.
More male-driven decorating choices.
I must say, I don’t really hate Mr. Goldblum on the shower curtain, but I can’t say I’m on board with that primate there watching me while I brush my teeth.
Sometimes, it’s hard not to wonder how they even made it this far.
And in this case, I mean in general because nothing about this seems even remotely safe.
Apparently, this guy’s girlfriend told him to put a bag over his hair so he could shower without wetting it. Not what she meant…at all.
Obviously, this guy got a brilliant idea when he last caught her wearing his hoodie.
I can only wonder how long he waited for her to forget some clothes over at his place so he could craft his masterpiece.
Apparently, this husband has been asked for weeks to fix a handle on a cabinet door. This was his solution.
Who knows where he even got that hand, but I honestly think I’d be more annoyed by the fact that it’s slightly higher than the other than by the decor choice.
He said she got a good laugh out of it, though.
This guy’s girlfriend got him a vintage calculator watch for Christmas, and I guess we shouldn’t be surprised by what he decided to do with it.
I bet that as soon as he put it on, all those childhood instincts kicked right back in. The number used to make this is stored in the same part of the brain as Mortal Kombat fatalities.
Just a word of advice for any guys who made it this far: This is not a face scrubber.
One boyfriend thought it was and had to deal with the fact that this brush is not only much coarser than it looks, but it’s also what his girlfriend uses to get gunk out of her toenails and dead skin off her feet.
Oops.
Either this man was completely oblivious or a little too clever.
I think we know what his beloved wanted to get out of this shower time pic, and it definitely wasn’t just a photo of the shower head.
Of course, there are few better ways to keep a guy entertained than giving him googly eyes.
Before long, you can expect to start discovering just about everything in your place looking at you in a whole new light.
I can’t see any of them putting on a more perfect expression than this, though.
The uploader’s husband wanted to help with the laundry, but that idea becomes more scary than sweet when he doesn’t know the oldest laundry “don’t” in the book.
Yup, those two red cloths basically ensured that anything white added into the mix was doomed to eternal pinkness.
And guess who isn’t a big fan of pink?
Apparently, this unusual reminder came at the husband’s request.
It seems that leaving himself reminders wasn’t working out, so he eventually discovered that the only way he could reliably remember what he needed to do was to have a sad animal judge him about it.
Hey, whatever works!
You’d think the technological advancements we’ve had in recent years would make this problem history, but it clearly can’t fix everything.
After all, there’s nothing our phones can do for us if we end up with someone who gets it into their head that this photo could possibly help us.
This may not be a very flattering painting of his girlfriend, but it was apparently good enough for Siri.
Yes, it seems that the AI is convinced that this is a whole new person. Although it would have likely been freakier if it recognized who this was supposed to be.
I’m not sure how he convinced himself of this, but this woman’s husband thought he could French braid her her.
Considering what a monumental task it is to free a cord we need from that one drawer it’s tangled up in, I don’t even want to imagine how long it took to fix this.
I’ll give you one guess as to who ordered this.
If you said “a grown-ass man”, you’d be correct.
A flour arrangement.
I’ll let this Redditor explain:
“The boyfriend got in trouble yesterday. He sent flours to my office today to apologize.”
As mad as I might be at him, I’m pretty sure this would at least get a smile out of me, if not compel me to forgive him entirely.
*Bon Appétit*
This Reddit user said her boyfriend promised her “a fancy dinner”, and then presented her with this .
Well, he gets 5/5 for the plating, but the actual course definitely leaves something to be desired. Like the rest of those chicken McNuggets because we all know they didn’t come in a 2-pack!
The herd is deeply confused, but find comfort in solidarity.
Someone please help them. They look so lost, so unsure of themselves, so unaware that their spouses would probably prefer flowers or food over a $3 card from Target.
