People make mistakes on a daily basis, with some being slightly more ridiculous and funny than others!
So, from people getting their heads stuck where they shouldn’t, to people thinking you have to chop rice, here are 14+ hilarious mistakes that we’re glad we didn’t make!
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“Told my daughter she could have a chocolate donut, but she has to give me half. I need to be more specific next time.”
This person’s daughter has one hell of a future ahead of her with such a proficiency for finding loopholes! I wonder if he ate his half-donut of defeat or not?
“Could’ve fooled me!”
I can just see that dog calling his dog mates and saying, “John, you’re never going to believe it! There’s this creepy ghost dog out there whose ass doesn’t smell of anything!”
“My car got hit by a hit and run driver. Joke’s on them!”
Well, looks like the police won’t have much of a problem figuring out who was responsible for this!
“Dad texted me and said, ‘Getting this tan was quite a feat.'”
Did this guy spend an entire holiday in shorts and sneakers? How on Earth is this even possible without going out of your way to make this happen?!
“Told the new lad at work we accidentally bought long grain rice, so he spent half an hour chopping them in half.”
Oh, wow, that poor kid! I’m amazed that it didn’t take him longer than half an hour! Maybe they just started to feel sorry for him.
“Told the new guy at work we need a copy of his passport to verify his eligibility to work. This is what we got.”
Wow, at least the guy chopping rice was told to do a stupid task and fell for it. This person was given a normal task and made it stupid!
“The teacher texted me and told me to wake her up.”
I would have thought that being in class via Zoom would have made falling asleep in class much easier, but clearly this is not the case!
“My parents bought me a shirt that said ‘5UCK MY D1CK’ and [sent] me to school with it, not knowing what it meant. (We are German).”
Apparently the teacher was kind enough to explain to the parents what it meant at the end of the day. I bet that was one hell of an uncomfortable conversation!
“My nephew told me my TMNT chalk drawing wasn’t very good, and insisted on drawing the body for me.”
What they left out what the fact that their nephew is actually 28 and an aspiring cartoonist. No one knows how to break it to them though.
“Hop out kids, mommy’s gotta smoke some fools!”
You never know when you’re going to need to make a quick getaway from somewhere and nothing is better for that than go-faster-flames!
“He was told to come as a biker.”
It’s still good that he turned up in a costume, it would be more embarrassing if he turned up not in a costume and that he was actually a cyclist. Wow, that would be awful.
“I told them my name was ‘Sarah with an H.'”
“Why did you write this name like that, Stuart?”
“Well, if the ‘H’ is silent, does it matter where it goes in the name?”
“…You’re fired.”
“Don’t be fooled like I was…”
“Err, Dave, where did you get that moldy half-eaten burrito?”
“From that free snack dispenser out front.”
“You mean, the bin?”
“…I sincerely hope not.”
“I needed to borrow my wife’s phone… she said her password was our anniversary. I gave the phone back and said I didn’t know what happened.”
Oh, now that is a pickle! I think that I would have just dropped the phone, smashed it, and bought her a new one to avoid that conversation!
I Don’t Think That’s Going To Fit…
In fairness, it does look like it says, “Team Lift” on the top of that box, and there’s only one of him! That would be some team though that could make that box fit in there!
Their Best Attempt At Unboxing A Mouse!
Well, wired mice were so last decade anyway! Everyone has a wireless mouse now! Get with the times!
“My friend’s GF’s dad sent them an xxxxl cutting board for their housewarming by mistake.”
First of all, why does this ever exist in the first place? Who has vegetables this big? Second of all… In fact, no, that’s the only question I have here.
“Co-worker asked me why I had so many condoms.”
I didn’t even know that they did Earl Grey- or Green Tea With Pomegranate-flavored condoms. They sure are getting expansive with their choices nowadays!
“2nd day of virtual school…”
No matter how many times they ask that kid “Why did you stick your head in there?” The answer will always be “I don’t know” in a forlorn voice.
“I use cannabis oil for medicinal purposes, I accidentally dropped some to the floor and my dog licked it.”
This dog is coming to a lot of realizations about the nature of fetch (also don’t worry, the uploader did take them to the vet).
“I asked ‘What book do you want?’ She said ‘Get me the one with the dragon on it!'”
Your arguments about dessert are about to get way, way more intense.
“Surely there must be a another way?”
He’s just protecting his neck from sunburns but also he wants a little more sun on his chest, so he needs the glasses to pull his shirt down. Obviously.
Eyes Wide Open.
This seemingly enthusiastic patient shared her dentistry story: “I was sedated for a massive dentist appointment and remember absolutely NOTHING from it. The dentist later said he kept increasing my medication, but it seemed like I was wide awake the entire time — which explains the pictures I just found on my phone.”
“Got a pic with santa… He said I was too big… We compromised.”
Well, you know what this means. You’re Santa now. You better give him that leather jacket of yours because you’re about to be wearing lots of red.
“Get him a bed they said.”
Any cat owner knows that you should never buy a cat anything. They’ll have more fun with random trash than they ever will with brand new gifts.
“Girlfriend asked for a bite of my ice cream. Pretty sure this is breakup material right here.”
It’s not break-up material because she didn’t bite all the way through the chocolate and therefore didn’t cause any leakage. It is cause for concern though.
“My friend posted this on Facebook this morning. Driver said she was eating cereal and it fell in her lap.”
I’d say the first mistake was eating cereal while driving, but really the first mistake was getting that license plate. That’s setting yourself up for disaster.
“The way my boss asked me to order her more pens like this one. I’m sure she’s just bluffing…”
I’ve never seen such enthusiasm for a pen. She’s so pumped, I think she’s actually telling the truth here! Better get on that order.
Airhead.
I can’t explain any further but some days, this is how I feel.
“Escaping prison? Make sure the Google Car [doesn’t] spot you.”
Aw, they still blurred out his face. That was nice of them at least.
“I said ‘cut it in thirds.'”
Did you say to cut it in even thirds? No? Then who’s really at fault here?
“Asked for a small frosty but in a medium cup. ‘I wasn’t sure, but hope this is what you were asking for.'”
There’s something strangely sweet about this. They tried their best and did what they thought was right.
“Hmm, I wonder what’s the answer.”
If there’s one thing I learned in my academic career, it’s to never look a gift answer in the mouth.
“Guy actually told my buddy, ‘GPS said there was a road here.'”
I mean, the GPS was probably right: There is likely a road somewhere under all of that water. Although, they should probably trust their eyes more than the SatNav next time!
“My 7-year-old son said he wanted to update my letterboard.”
Are you sure your son is actually your son and not a glitching android?
