Let me just say to all the wonderful, beautiful, hilarious ladies of the internet: we love you, we appreciate you, and we thank you for consistently delivering us the funniest content possible.
Honestly, I’ve yet to be disappointed during my daily deep-dives into the world of female creators. Whether I’m searching for tweets, pictures, or simply hilarious posts, the women of the internet always come through for me.
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Thank you for being a friend, ladies.
“Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much genital related food you can find!”
It took me a full minute to understand why there’s a pack of Swedish Fish there but now I get it, and I appreciate the attention even his little swimmers got.
“My husband always got colored pencils for his birthday and Christmas growing up and he hates them cause he’s colorblind. He’s wanted an iPhone forever so today I bought him one and this is how I wrapped it.”
I feel like this could go really south really fast. He could unwrap the “colored pencils”, get furious, and possibly chuck the box across the room. Proceed with caution, Redditor.
Who’s the latest sucker?
You know exactly who these people are. They’re the ones who always post about being a small business owner, and they send you private messages that always start with “HEY GIRL!”
Then they ask you to buy all their crap.
“Every year I get my boyfriend a cake for his birthday. This year I asked what type he wanted. He said ‘I don’t care.'”
Honestly, I can’t speak for everyone but I would be delighted to receive this birthday cake.
No, honored .
Born to battle.
Bubbles was the softest of the bunch but even she had to go kick some ass every time the mayor called.
My theory? The professor knew exactly what he was doing. Chemical X was an accident and sure, it gave them strength. But that man was never planning on giving them fingers. I’m onto you.
It’s pretty much a tie.
It’s not so much my workout clothes that laugh at me, but my sports bra . Sis never gets used, but I’ll lounge around in yoga pants all day.
“My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.”
I think that child really captured her eyes, and all nine of her eye lashes. We have an artist on our hands.
“I took grad photos with my boyfriend of the time, and after learning about our breakup, my aunt ‘fixed’ my photos.”
Okay, it took me way longer than it should have to realize this girl’s boyfriend was not, in fact, Channing Tatum, but was expertly photoshopped out of his picture in favor of the Magic Mike star.
“I went grocery shopping and my husband put everything away… it’s a blue box so it must be pasta.”
Honestly, I would just be impressed he took it upon himself to actually put away anything, let alone do his best to put it all in the right spot.
They know just what to say.
You could also let your mom upload a picture of you so all her friends you haven’t seen in years can comment on how beautiful you are. Either one works.
“The Valentine’s Day card I bought for my husband.”
I like her honesty. Hey, not every Valentine’s Day card has to be mushy and romantic. Sometimes it’s the brutally honest ones that hit the hardest.
Life just be like that.
And then you hit 40 and you just stop caring whether you’re “hot” or not because life is too short, sis.
I’m sure you boss will understand.
I just can’t believe she stopped following them after three blocks. I’d have spent my entire day following this dog.
Oh, we going on the subway now? Sounds good.
She’s a monster.
Look, I just want you to keep the cold fridge stuff in the same bag, is that seriously too much to ask?
(Also you’re doing a fantastic job and I hope you have a great day.)
