Dads are generally known for being straight-up goofy. From the classic socks-and-sandals look to the horrible puns and dad jokes they torture us with.
But every now and then, you find a dad who is nothing less than a total savage, and I say that's even funnier! Here are a bunch of the most savage dads we could find.
Lucky he didn't make her eat it to clean out her mouth.
Something tells me he just learned about "OMG" recently. Good to get some practice, I suppose.
That dog's solemn facial expression is just too perfect.
I mean, you can't say there wasn't a surprise at least. Happy birthday, kiddo!
Well, maybe they could look like sisters if she grew a mustache?
Oh, so I guess 140 miles per hour is okay then?
Well, at least they're still talking...kind of.
I hope he got a ride to the burn ward after.
I don't think there's a dad out there who can resist the urge to make dad jokes. But getting the hopes up is saaaavage!
Also, Billy, come on, dude. You just turned 18, time to learn how to delete browser history.
Here, we just have the joke — not even a Star Wars toy!
Trust me, you don't want dads using modern lingo. "My BBQ is lit! ...Literally! Get it!?"
Sometimes you need to watch the kids AND watch T.V. When that happens, just tape 'em up and you're good to go.
Replacing Fanta with apple juice, let alone LIGHT apple juice... What kind of monster would do that?
That's some serious dedication to trolling your kids.
Look at them all, wearing helmets and rolling around as a dad posse.
The thing is, his is the real deal. He doesn't need a filter to get a crown of flowers.
Way to set your kid up. I guess you could say they got blown away.
Gotta teach them when they're young, right?
"Hey, sorry about your first birthday, but Ghostbusters II was on."
Just goes ahead and throws his son under the bus, too.
And in this family, Allison definitely wasn't the favorite.
He knew what he was getting the kids into, but he just let it happen anyways.
At least this parent has a good sense of humor, though!
Other times, you just want to mock your son and mimic his profile picture.
Well, at least they left a blanket out...
Sometimes you need lay down the law, but she doesn't seem too happy about it.
Literally nothing is more embarrassing than when parents comment on your Facebook photos.
This dad has jokes, apparently.
Because this dad is going to get to the bottom of it!
This dad has no limitations to his humor.
But hey, sometimes they need to keep the kids on the edge, you know?
Way to crush his dreams forever!
Sometimes dad jokes are the cruelest form of punishment.
I mean, he couldn't have handled it any better than that? Come on, dad.
Let's give this dad joke a solid 10/10. Points for creativity, practicality, and humor. Maybe — dare I say it? — dads can actually be funny?
This guy is trying to teach his daughters an important lesson while also embarrassing them. It's a win-win.
