Let's begin by acknowledging that I don't hate raisins. They are a bit on the sweet side for my liking, but as an element in a well-rounded dessert, they can be quite nice.
That said, oatmeal raisin cookies are the work of devils and you can't convince me otherwise. In fact, I'm low-key convinced that the reason so many people are violently opposed to raisins entirely is due to two childhood raisin traumas.