12 Crazy Things You'd Only Find On Craigslist

Well, you would definitely save on gas. Nobody else could call their lawn mower cute, either. I would at least ask for a better seat cushion. Don't bite!

My parents always told me never to waste. Although, I’m not sure I’d share my milk this way. I would rather just give it to cats.

I have to wonder what the table did. I am also curious as to what nightmares about tables involve. It looks pretty innocent to me.

They don’t make these things like they used to. I admire the person who bought 20, but I wouldn’t sell them myself. They're too good to share!

They say there is a person for everyone, but I’m not sure Craigslist is the right way to go about finding them. At least this guy values honesty.

I knew the horror movie trend nowadays was coming from somewhere. But this can’t be real, and if it is, I doubt I’ll be sleeping for a while.

I don’t know if this is for real or just a playful joke. If I were Daby I’d be looking for a new squad. I’m irreplaceable. Just like Bey.

This guy is a man after my own heart. If you don’t like my animals, I don’t like you. How can anyone not like this pup? Bye, girl!

My parents are constantly asking where my partner is. After meeting this guy, they would be happy if I never had a partner again. Where do I sign up?

It’s always nice to have unique pieces of art in your home. However, I’ve never seen anything like this. Gives a whole new meaning to “hogging“ the couch.

Food also has a very special place in my heart. I have a hard time giving it away, much less not eating it. This is true love.