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12 Crazy Things You'd Only Find On Craigslist

I’ve always avoided Craigslist. I imagine it’s like Kijiji, except closer to something from a horror movie. It probably doesn't help that I watch too many murder mystery shows.

If potential buyers are as annoying as I expect, it’s just not worth it.

1. One of a kind

Monsters and Critics | Monsters and Critics

Well, you would definitely save on gas. Nobody else could call their lawn mower cute, either. I would at least ask for a better seat cushion. Don't bite!

2. It's not good to waste things

Reddit | h0pefiend

My parents always told me never to waste. Although, I’m not sure I’d share my milk this way. I would rather just give it to cats.

3. Is the table cursed or something?

Reddit | mike_pants

I have to wonder what the table did. I am also curious as to what nightmares about tables involve. It looks pretty innocent to me.

4. I loved these things

Reddit | mschnarr

They don’t make these things like they used to. I admire the person who bought 20, but I wouldn’t sell them myself. They're too good to share!

5. That escalated quickly 

The Chive | The Chive

They say there is a person for everyone, but I’m not sure Craigslist is the right way to go about finding them. At least this guy values honesty.

6. No thanks

Imgur | Rod2907

I knew the horror movie trend nowadays was coming from somewhere. But this can’t be real, and if it is, I doubt I’ll be sleeping for a while.

7. Poor Daby

Reddit | LukeGreatGuy

I don’t know if this is for real or just a playful joke. If I were Daby I’d be looking for a new squad. I’m irreplaceable. Just like Bey.

8. Good choice

Reddit | Getzen

This guy is a man after my own heart. If you don’t like my animals, I don’t like you. How can anyone not like this pup? Bye, girl!

9. Absolute genius!

Imgur | IamHalfrican

My parents are constantly asking where my partner is. After meeting this guy, they would be happy if I never had a partner again. Where do I sign up?

10. Oh wow

Sizzle | Sizzle

It’s always nice to have unique pieces of art in your home. However, I’ve never seen anything like this. Gives a whole new meaning to “hogging“ the couch.

11. Doritos are important

Imgur | Namali

Food also has a very special place in my heart. I have a hard time giving it away, much less not eating it. This is true love.

12. Oh dear...

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