Being an inventor or a designer can be incredibly tricky jobs! They require years of training and they also require you to not be a complete dolt.
However, the people on this list are more doltish than the doltiest dolt around! So, please enjoy these 13+ people who we hope aren't professional designers!
This is a real "is the cup half full or half empty" situation. Personally, I can't see anything but "nope," which says a lot about my mental state.
I'm sure this seemed like an incredibly ingenious idea when it was first suggested. However, it could be the stupidest design idea I've seen in a long time.
This takes terrible logo designing to a whole new level. I worry about where the person who designed this thinks legs are meant to go!
I'm actually struggling to work out what the last section is meant to say? Every time I try to read it all the way through I get a nose bleed.
This might have ruined Spiderman for a lot of people. I mean, that is where spiders typically produce web from I guess?
How do people miss the incredibly simple point of these things? Like, seriously, how does a functioning human adult not understand how these work?!
We really do need to be doing to more to saae the sharks as this sticker suggests. They need saaing now more than ever.
Just how did no one read that back to themselves and see the problem here. Maybe someone should look into this business a little more closely.
I don't know what this is actually made of but, whatever it is, you can be sure that there is a lot of it!
This horrific headache-inducing design makes everything around it look equally off-kilter. I mean, is that bar straight or not?
This slide was obviously designed by a man who absolutely despises children. Weird person to choose to design a playground in hindsight, really.
Why on Earth wouldn't you make it the dolphin's tongue? I mean, that's still a bit weird I guess, but it's better than the bloodstream from its severed neck!
I like it when my road signs are hidden. It really adds an element of terror and general unease to driving!
"So, should I change the acronym for the Spanish version?"
"Why? Just leave it the same."
"I don't think that's going to work, Dave."
"Allan, they're the same words, you idiot. Of course it will work."
At least now you won't be leaving lights on in this room when you leave! Very energy-efficient design!
At first I thought that this sounded like something that Yoda might say, although maybe only if he had a stroke.
Why can't people just stop making wax figures? They're never impressive, and they're always goddamn terrifying!
Someone did point out that this person did actually take a picture of this though... Also, why the hell does it say "stay smoothie" at the bottom?
A mask or face covering is strongly recommended in this area so you can hide your horrifying maw and razor-sharp teeth from the public.
It's better to find out now than it would be during anything stronger!
Small and ultimately inconsequential, but extremely annoying and infuriating. How dare someone do this.
You can still technically play, as long as you don't keep score. This would make it a little confusing to tally up.
Man, Hello Kitty went through a weird re-branding lately. A lot darker.
Does that make it Lowe instead of love? Like Lowe's, the American home improvement chain? Is this your way of telling me we're going to Lowe's?
I'm shocked no one's complained and gotten it replaced yet. Surely at least one kid has nightmares thanks to this thing.
In reference to the last photo, too: Does anyone who designs children's attractions actually know what children like?
Design likes this just put an added risk into the home. You know, to keep you on your toes.
The city is very subtly trying to get you to walk a tiny bit more. A few extra steps in your day could make all the difference.
"Good morning! How's the chimney looking today? ...Yep, still bad."
Tall and skinny? Was this sign made for Slenderman only?
Seeing as I feel nauseous and I'm looking at it through a screen, I can only imagine the nightmare it is in person.
There's no rule saying it can't be both! Rustic and sadistic.
Ah yes, the perfect shirt for when you want your friends to think that you either sweat a lot or have a spider's nest in your armpit.
This is a surefire way to make sure I never get to the floor I need, ending with me crying due to stress and confusion.
I have never heard that word used as an abbreviation of unicorn before...and with very good reason!
