With the series finale of Will & Grace coming up, it's a sad reminder that we'll have to soon say goodbye to Karen Walker.
She's the sassy, spoiled, but (always) relatable character that we can't help but love.
Here are 15 Karen Walker quotes that'll make you ready for a dirty martini!
When there's a crisis, you're right there with a bottle of vodka.
Sister got fired from work? Pour a drink. Friend's boyfriend dumped her? That calls for a double.
Even if you failed math in high school, you should be able to calculate this.
Every hour alive is an hour where you could be downing a beer. Cheers!
If vodka could talk, this is exactly what it would say.
This makes you the best friend anyone could ever have!
Some might say you have a problem, but really, you're just being creative.
This is the perfect reminder to celebrate the little wins in life.
Even if your house is in foreclosure from all those gambling debts, look on the bright side: those free vodka cranberries sure were worth it.
This is the new way of telling people to stay six feet away during the quarantine.
A wise woman named Karen basically once said:
It doesn't matter about the destination, so long as you forget how you even got there.
When you've had a bad day, the light stuff just won't do.
You need a stiff drink to power through and you're offended that your so-called "friends" would suggest anything otherwise.
If there's one thing Karen knows, it's that vodka reigns supreme.
She'll drink it morning, noon, and night.
You say potato, I say potato. You say tomato, I say tomato.
You say vodka, Karen says pour her a drink!
There's just something about drinking that makes life a little more fun, so long as you don't go too overboard.
You laugh more, dance more, and relate to Karen all the more.
Is it really orange juice if it isn't mixed with champagne to become a mimosa?
This is exactly the kind of drunk conversations you have with yourself in the bathroom mirror at a party.
Your makeup is smeared, your speech is slurred, and you'll probably regret everything come morning. But for now, hey, it's fun!
When you're the life of the party, it's your job to make sure everyone else is having a good time.
But if they're refusing a drink because they have to be a reasonable adult who works in the morning (blah, blah, blah), then you don't need that kind of negativity in your life!
