17+ Tweets To Show Friends From Six Feet Away

There is a whole generation of people who have been waiting for a worldwide "floor is lava" game, and this is their time to shine.

Can you imagine how many fines you would have been racking up on your Blockbuster card by now? You'd have needed to sell a kidney to pay it off.

Everyone had that one snack that their nan would always have somewhere around the house. My nan, for instance, always had one biscuit tin filled entirely with Blue Ribands and Tunnock's Tea Cakes.

I, for one, learned that Reese's Puffs, Shredded Wheat, and Golden Nuggets is a dynamite combo.

There are more reasons than just the extra biscuits and ice cream sandwiches for saving your grandmothers, folks, so stay in doors and keep 'em wonderful people safe!

At this point, who knows what to believe. All I know is that if I just stay inside, keep watching TV, and playing video games, everything will apparently be okay!

We've literally been training for this our entire lives! Don't let those years of training go to waste.

Have they seen what is going on in the world?! This is no time to be awakening ancient curses, for the love of God!

I've been there once before. It is overpriced, time-consuming, irritating, and generally not worth it. One star!

This is a great time to try and set yourself some self-improvement goals... nah, I'm only kidding, it's a time to do bugger all and watch TV!

If you're going to be funny in a historical manner, make sure that you're doing it accurately!

Make sure you follow in the footsteps of the greats in these difficult times, and achieve at least one great thing such as learning how to use Zoom.

Christ and I thought I washed my hands a lot before this whole thing had come out, you should see me now. I'm Olympic standard at hand-washing now.

"Oh Dearest Kaitlyn,

I write you with a heavy heart, to say that our correspondence must come to an end. Do not weep, I am certain another shall swipeth right upon your beauteous visage soon. Farewell."

It's kind of cute and kind of sad at the same time, which is why it's probably exactly what Austen would've been writing about if she were around today.

That would've been surreal.

There is nothing like being stuck inside with someone 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to really show you how much you didn't know about a person's annoying habits.

Everything sounds more heroic and interesting if you phrase it in such a fantastical jargon.

But now, I just value sleep too much to even think of staying up that late when I've got work in the morning.

Look, sometimes you have days where you want to stay clean, but don't actually want to put on real clothes.

I guess I was ahead of my time?

I can kind of relate, but in my case, it's going to be hard to adjust when I can't sleep during what would've been my travel time anymore.

Thinking about it with the benefit of hindsight, there really weren't that many clowns, were there?

I mean, we didn't wake up to news reports telling us that Times Square was shut down due to reports of 1,000 knife-wielding clowns parading down the street.

We didn't how good we had it.

However, it wouldn't really feel like Picture Day unless this guy took a photo of his kid from the most awkward and unflattering angle possible.

Although I would gladly stand corrected on that if one of the premium features forces the meeting's organizer to explain why they couldn't have just sent an email before they're allowed to call it.

And considering how most of these video chat programs work, it's also one of the only times that a cat doesn't mess things up by walking all over the keyboard.

I don't think anyone was prepared for that ironic situation where we find ourselves sitting at the kitchen table and asking our parents where they snuck off to with a scolding look in our eyes.

And sure, I get that the FedEx people don't want any contact with us right now, but the other delivery drivers have found a way to figure this whole mess out while ensuring we still get our stuff.

Just saying.

Like, I'm wearing actual shirts and pants because my room can get pretty cold in the mornings. But what's even the point of jeans when there are alternatives that feel just as warm?

And yes, these two would definitely find ways to make it feel like we're not cooped up right now.

It's a pretty magical gift.

Ah, Sparkling Isolation, I think I've just found the title for my memoirs!

If you get kicked out of a bar, no matter what for, it is amazing how long the bar staff and security will remember you. Also, it's especially embarrassing if you were so drunk that you forgot you were kicked out... not that I'd know.

But... now that I think about it, what are they for? Does anyone actually know?

In the end of days we will nominate a member of our household to fight in an arena for the glory of a tin of beans.