Hurts Donut isn't exactly a national chain. In fact, they only operate in three cities: Frisco, Texas; Springfield, Missouri; and Middleton, Wisconsin. So if you don't live near them, you're out of luck.
So if you are forced to suffer through the clown delivery, it's a relief to know that it comes with a tasty ending!
So if you're lucky enough to live in their area, you still have a chance to have some delicious, mischievous fun!