Whether she’s shelling out weird advice on her lifestyle website, Goop or putting her own foot in her mouth in interviews, Gwyneth Paltrow is one unique lady.
A jade egg for your vagina? Affordable luxury yachts???
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The WTF-metre is close to breaking from these 10+ weird pieces of advice that the actress gave the world.
Try vagina steaming:
Tired of the ole face mask for your self-care day? Try vagina steaming !
You “sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam treats you to an energetic release.”
Doctors, however, have widely discredited the advice, telling people not to try it at home.
One woman even suffered second-degree burns from it.
Um, ouch!
Not having enough fun in the bedroom? Try this $15,000 dildo:
“Yep, it’s a 24-karat gold dildo,” they wrote .
Forget sending your kids to college or putting a downpayment on a house; you need this!!!
Get amazing skin by letting a bee sting you:
Better skin is just a painful bee sting away, at least according to Gwyneth.
She told the New York Times :
“I’ve been stung by bees. It’s a thousands of years old treatment called apitherapy. People use it to get rid of inflammation and scarring. It’s actually pretty incredible if you research it. But, man, it’s painful.”
Luxury yachts are totally affordable:
We never thought we’d hear the words, ” surprisingly affordable yacht service ,” but here we are!
“Years later, older and slightly less compelled by booze, they’ve launched Yachts & Friends, a more grown up, yet still surprisingly affordable yacht rental service.”
“Sailing everywhere from the British Virgin Islands to the Adriatic Sea to Ko Phuket, the concept is simple: You and your friends pick your boat, split the fare, and spend a week aboard.”
They make it sound as though you and your friends are splitting an Uber.
When you’re planning a dinner party, it requires a full seven-day countdown:
It doesn’t matter if you’ve got your drunk friend Carl coming and not the Queen of England; this Goop entertaining cheat sheet still applies.
When you end a marriage, it’s called “conscious uncoupling.”
When Gwyneth and ex-husband Chris Martin announced that they were “conscious uncoupling” aka getting a divorce, the weird move screamed Gwyneth.
The news was even shared on her Goop site, causing it to break down.
Anyway, if you want to follow suit, good luck finding a “conscious uncoupling” lawyer.
Your clothes should make you feel sexual:
An article on Goop wrote:
“If you move your shoulder and allow yourself to feel the rub of your shirt on your skin, or the brushing of your hair against your neck, those sensations are innately sensual, and pleasure that can be accessed anytime.”
Um, get a room! Or at least a wardrobe.
Follow this step-by-step guide on how to yawn!
Just try not to yawn — like you’ve been doing your whole life — from reading this :
“Gently tilt your head back to a comfortable position and allow your mouth to hang open widely while you gently extend into it,” she told readers on Goop .
“Contract the back of the throat as if to perform Ujjayi breathing.’ Breathe deeply through your mouth so you feel the air hit the back of your throat. Inhale and exhale. And then when the yawn finally comes, reach and extend into it, riding the yawn to stretch the jaw muscles. ‘Repeat 8-10 times until tearing starts. As your jaw muscles stretch and relax, and the yawn expands.”
Phew, thank goodness someone finally taught us how to do this.
When she recommended that women put jade eggs up their vagina:
“Yoni eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and a Kegel-like physical practice,” the site writes .
“Insert the egg into your vagina and feel the connection with your body by squeezing and releasing the egg.”
Dare to try? It will cost you a pretty penny.
Try this sex bark to spice things up in the bedroom:
Don’t let yourself get rearing to go before you and your partner have nibbled on some sex bark .
Its main ingredient is “sex dust,” so you know it works.
It costs $60 for a 2.2-ounce jar of the sex dust so nibble wisely…
Working mothers, you do not have it easier than her:
The Iron Man put her foot in her mouth when she dared to say that “regular” mothers do not have it easier than celeb moms.
“I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it’s not like being on set,” she boldly said.
Due to the negative uproar, she was forced to apologize, saying that her words were “taken out of context.”
