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People Are Calling Out Gwyneth Paltrow For Being Confused About Her Own Goop Products

Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website, Goop, is known for selling and promoting some pretty wacky stuff.

But at the end of the day, we could take some comfort in knowing that Gwyneth tried these products herself.

At least, that's what we thought...

Many of Goop's products — and the ones they recommend — don't make a whole lot of sense.

A jade egg for your vagina, anyone??

And in case you don't know what "Goop" is, it's Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website.

While it's supposed to be relatable to the everywoman, it ends up catering more so to those as rich as Gwyneth.

But just because Patrow can afford them (and ya know, sells them), that doesn't mean that she uses them...

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That was evident, at least, during the actress's recent appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

She was there to promote her new Netflix show, The Politican.

While there, Kimmel showed several Goop products and asked her to explain them.

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The first Goop product Jimmy brought out was "The Martini" bath soak salts.

Gwyneth actually knew about and said that they are "so heaven."

"If you have a hard day or people are giving you a hard time, and you run a hot bath and you soak...it is like heaven."

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For $35, an actual martini for an "emotional detox" will do.

Next up was the "tennis coach" vibrator, which immediately ignited an "oh, boy" from Gwyneth.

The brand is called "Smile makers," because, um, yeah.

"We believe in women's sexual health and fulfillment." They even took it out to analyze its shape...

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And at $55, this was a bargain compared to the $15,000 one her site once advertised!

They then moved onto a glass water bottle, which has an amethyst crystal inside.

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Gwyneth didn't know much about it other than that "It's so pretty!"

"It better have some sort of magical properties," Jimmy said. "I think it does!" Paltrow replied.

One good thing about it, though, is that it's environmentally-friendly.

But things *really* took a turn when Kimmel brought out the camel milk, which was once included on one of Goop's gift guides.

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"Apparently, it's really from camel!" she said, while looking 100% unsure.

WE'RE SOLD.

The hilarity behind Gwyneth's confusion led to some equally hilarious comments online.

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"As the creator of Goop. I was a little surprised of her constantly saying 'idk' about so many products," another said.

People called out the "crap" Goop is selling.

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Another said "Its sad that she doesn't know her own products."

Other wacky products not featured on the show were the 18k dumbbells and, yes, vampire repellant.

And we can't forget about the $200 vagina steaming they said women should get.

While Jimmy tried the camel milk, this person pointed out that Paltrow clearly never has.

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Adding to this, one wrote, "Gwyneth majored in scammology."

Gwyneth spent years confusing us, so we guess it's *her* time to be confused.

Ahem, like how she forgot that she was in Spiderman: Homecoming (!!!)

She explained the reason why she forgot to Kimmel!

“I just got confused," she said. "There’s so many of these wonderful Marvel interconnecting movies, and I thought that it was an Avengers movie, but it was not.”

We were also confused after she explained was how she and her new hubbie decided to live in separate houses for almost a year despite being married.

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She married Brad Falchuk, a producer, in 2018.

She met him on the set of Glee and he's even friends with her ex, Chris Martin!

She spoke about their former living arrangements to Kimmel.

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"We were just trying to be mindful and give them a little space," she said about the fact that they both have two teenagers each.

"Not move too quickly," she added.

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"Now we're merged and it's great."

Falchuk even got to keep lots of his stuff when they moved in together.

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It wasn't just all weird Goop stuff in their home...

"He got to keep some of his stuff," she laughed.

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"He actually has really good taste. Really nice clothes and we put some chairs from his place in there."

With this new family merger, they're kind of like the Brady Family now.

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Only with camel milk and crystal water.

Guys, what do we really expect? At the end of the day, it's Gwyneth's world and we're just living in it.

Sips camel milk