Happy Monday, everyone!
The Super Bowl was last night and I can't tell you which team won, how many touchdowns were made, or who the MVP was.
What I can tell you is that Jennifer Lopez, 50, and Shakira, 43, were by far the most impressive athletes of the evening.
I am still shook over it.
I mean, in all seriousness, regardless of age, these women put on one of the most iconic shows I've ever had the privilege of watching.
I am in the physical prime of my life and there is not a chance I could keep up with these women.
And don't even get me started on Shakira. Her hips don't lie, but her skin is telling me she's 25.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
I need to know their secret to looking the way they do besides genetics. There has to be something they know that I don't.
Forget everything you think you know about being 50. J-Lo just set the new standard.
Not just as far as Super Bowl halftime show performances go, but aging as well!
It's the only way.
I don't know who their personal trainers are, but they deserve some major recognition, and I'd like to hire them no matter the cost.
HANDS. FREE.
I can barely climb a flight of stairs without being out of breath.
I have to catch my breath after putting jeans on.
They do not know how to age and it's really making the rest of us look bad.
I'm not even entirely convinced that she is actually 50, but we'll save that conspiracy theory for another day.
Hell, I'll even throw some push-ups in there if it means I can have a body like Shakira or J-Lo.
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