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NSFW Christmas Tree Ornaments Will Land You On The Naughty List For Sure

Well, I can't believe I'm writing about ornaments from a website called pornaments.com, but here we are.

Sorry Grandma and Grandpa.

Yes, there is a real website called pornaments.com, and they have a selection of hand painted glass ornaments that will land you on Santa's naughty list for sure.

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These hot lips are the least saucy, if that tells you anything.

They have a pretty big selection of holiday hunks that your single friends will be very appreciative of.

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Like this Chim Chim Charlie ornament.

Is this a cop?

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I think it's a cop.

I'm not really sure what's going on. I think I'm blacking out.

This one's for all you Harley Davidson peeps out there!

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How do we feel about the choker?

Okay. This is an ornament we can all get on board for!

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The ornaments run for $14.99, and they have even more that will have Grandma fainting.

You know what? I don't have much more to say about these.

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I think they speak for themselves, and I'm perfectly okay with that.

I mean it when I say these ornaments are NSFW.

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Don't open at work unless you have to write an article on them like I did.