19+ People Who Are Here For A Good Time Not A Long Time

This Tweet is so real/ That I need a glass of wine/ And a power nap.

I never got the memo about the crockpot. Although, I do own a potato ricer, which is a sentence I never thought would be applicable to me.

There is no feeling quite like feeling that you are too old to get a sugar daddy. It's an important milestone in everyone's life.

Where else are people meant to get good Tweetable content from if not from deliberately sabotaging their own love life and general happiness?

Don't forget to stay hydrated! There's your friendly reminder for the day, so don't think I don't do anything for you!

Take one step left and one step right, one to the front and one to the side, clap your hand once and clap your hands twice, and if it looks like this then you doing adult life right!

You're never too old enough to lose your parents when out shopping. That is something that you always retain no matter your age.

It is heartbreaking looking at how much money goes on necessities when you're just thinking about how many shots that could have bought you back in the day!

Mixing all of your washing together is the adult version of mixing drinks during one drinking game in college.

Just shut up and take my love! It's been cut out of pink card and sprinkled with red glitter so you know I'm Goddamn genuine about it!

Come on people, there's so many good books out there! And as much as I love this frankly bizarre archaic picture, I don't endorse the message!

Come back when you've got some life experience youngster! Once you've experienced all the things on this list, we can bond over a bowl of Coco Pops soaked in Prosecco.

Sure, this seems like a good idea, but just wait until they pay you in ghost money! The exchange rate is absolutely dire at the moment, you're better off not getting involved.

You're brave taking your only Tupperware to work with you! Just wrap your stuff in a ziplock like those of us who are cripplingly safety-conscious!

There's nothing wrong with holding out hope for that one day that they text back saying, "Actually, something has happened and you don't need to come in today!"

Contrary to popular belief, there is no manager you can speak to. Looks like you're on your own!

This guy really has his scheduling down to a fine point. "Dave, could you schedule me in a five-minute wail at the library on Thursday at 3:35 please?"

Cats wouldn't protect you if their life depended on it... which it kind of does!

Any problem that includes the word toilet should be passed off to absolutely anyone else possible. Unless the problem is, "There's too much money flying out of this clean, unused toilet, and I can't carry it all! Can you help?" Not very likely though.

There should be a Tinder-style app for this kind of setup, where you can match with doctors, go on a date, and also ask menial health questions.