12+ Funny And Weird Things Spotted On Public Transportation

I totally understand the struggles of small phone screens and vision problems — texts sent without my glasses on are gibberish — but this seems like an odd solution.

This doesn't just happen. The person had to have planned ahead by bringing the bucket full of water (I assume) and wearing sandals that are easy to slide on and off.

I'm not sure what the gun laws are like in Lithuania, but considering the number of obvious firearms featured by this Instagram account, I'm going to assume "lax."

It already seems pretty crazy to bring a gun on the bus, but what exactly does this guy think is going to happen today?

Now, are those all real or is it simply a style choice to wear a bandolier full of fake bullets?

This lady may not even have noticed she's wearing the same jacket as the passenger in front of her, but between the scowl and the weird lack of neck, she certainly seems pissed off about something.

It seems like it might, since the chain doesn't really make for a good walking leash.

It's standing so stiffly, that I'd believe you if you said it was a statue.

Imagine getting on the bus and wandering to the back to find a seat, only to find THIS staring back at you.

I mean, I can twist them that way, but couldn't maintain the stance on a moving vehicle.

So even if Lithuania did Halloween (which I don't think they do), these Teletubbies would be out of place.

I have no idea whether the fox on this boot is real or not. And I don't care, because a fox head on what otherwise appears to be a generic chunky boot is not a style I can get behind.

He doesn't seem like the type of guy who looks at a shirt like that and thinks "Yeah, that's appropriate."

As for what led them to choose this one, it probably has something to do with the fact that they could read it without squinting.

Because really, someone on the other side of the room could read it without squinting.

I'd wonder what Bugs Bunny is doing in Lithuania, but I also know that if it was him, they'd be gone before he had a chance to lose them.

For instance, here we have a very cute dog doing a little blep and now I'm passing on that little gift to you. You're welcome.

It's not like that's the only reason he could be sleeping on this bus, but I've noticed that nobody defies the laws of physics when they sleep quite like drunk people.

I also suspect that the last time they stayed at a hotel, they took a whole lot more than soap and towels.

Either that, or this bus is going a lot faster than I'm giving it credit for.

However, any such concerns are totally the opposite of what this is trying to tell us, as it apparently means, "Everything is fine."

It's just that it's still a little unusual for me to see people making themselves at home like this on a bus.

From the looks of it, he's treating what looks like a pretty massive vodka bottle as a race to the finish.

No wonder the man next to him is offering some of his Sprite.

Unless the roof of this bus has sprung a leak, I'm not really sure what the point of that part is.

Although I suppose that if people around here can see someone lug around an assault rifle on the bus without batting an eye, why should they react any differently here?

What makes this even more surreal is that this person almost looks like they're up here because someone put them on time out.

What kills me about these photos isn't the bold choices people are making in them, but rather how low key they are about it.

It's just another Tuesday, I guess.

There's probably some rule against doing this to your steering wheel in other parts of the world, but at least somebody out here isn't sweating the small stuff.

Obviously, stuff like this will happen, but we've seen enough weirdness by now to make me suspect that somebody did this on purpose.

It seems he might've hidden this rat from the driver, but at least it got to poke its curious little face out once the coast was clear.

If it weren't for the upside down cross and the sad attempt at a pentagram, I could assume that somebody really loves gluten-based meat substitutes.

The only question is how long it takes to turn your hair into this and how often you have to do it. I'm sure it took dedication.

The more I look at it, the harder it is to decide whether it's the genuine article or not.

Either way, I'm sure this woman's reaction would still be, "That's nice, dear."

You might call this a free ride, but the mother of all leg cramps resulting from this will probably seem like enough of a price.

All she needs is a change of clothes and she could escape anybody trying to follow her in a flash.

This unfortunate woman is getting a lot closer to this door than anyone needs to be, which also makes me even more worried for that guy we saw hanging onto the back.

It also appears that the person wearing it is also in a lab coat. If it's a costume, I don't get it.

Either this is a new nail fashion trend I'm not privy to or this is a person totally okay with everyone knowing that they have a drug habit.

I mean, how could we know? It could just be a random stray cat that likes riding the bus on passengers' heads.

This guy appears to have two kitchen plates, real cutlery, and zero qualms about setting them down so close to strangers' dirty shoes.

At least he's wearing shoes?

No one else in the frame appears to care or have noticed the naked guy.