Ridiculous Lengths Roomie Goes to Hide Bodily Functions 🙊🚿

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🏠 Living with a bestie can be a dream come true... until bathroom habits threaten to flush that friendship down the drain! 🚽 Join me as I navigate the treacherous waters of roommate life, where tidiness reigns supreme, but one girl's bathroom anxiety is causing quite the splash! 💦 Can we find a solution before the bills (and the tension) hit the roof? 🙊 Let's dive in and see! 🏊‍♀️

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🚽 Bathroom Blues: Can This Friendship Survive the Flush? 🌊

Living with my BFF has been a blast, but her bathroom anxiety is causing some serious waves! 🌊 She's got this idea that "real ladies" don't poop 💩, so she blasts music and runs the shower for ages just to do her business. 🚿🎶 It's driving up our bills and leaving me with icy showers! ❄️ I've tried to talk to her, but she clams up tighter than a toilet seat. 🚽😬 The internet has some thoughts on this slippery situation... let's see what they have to say! 🗣️💭

Creative euphemisms for bodily functions. Roommate needs to conserve water.

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Cold shower for hiding bodily functions? Not the a-hole.

ScarlettsLetters | ScarlettsLetters

Fair solution suggested for shower hogging roommate 👍

JenovaCelestia | JenovaCelestia

Being polite while addressing housemate's water usage and discomfort 👍

Blackcatfrommars | Blackcatfrommars

Buy her some headphones 🎧 for her loud music.

ChewMyFudge | ChewMyFudge

Water conservation concerns raised in response to hiding bodily functions.

SwiftAlliegator | SwiftAlliegator

The pressure to hide bodily functions can be overwhelming. 😑

f4llentides | f4llentides

Helpful suggestion for anxious roommate's poop anxiety 🙌

lickedmurderweapon | lickedmurderweapon

Wasteful solution to hide bodily functions during a drought 🤯

joskelb | joskelb

Fair compromise suggested for discreet bodily functions in shared living.

The_Stone_Fox | The_Stone_Fox

NAH, it's not intentional. Talking may worsen their anxiety 😔

ThatsJaicist | ThatsJaicist

The lengths some go to hide bodily functions 🤮

whatsarigatoni | whatsarigatoni

The great shower deception: a hilarious but absurd solution.

flowers4u | flowers4u

Addressing water waste and the unnecessary poop theatrics 😳

PanamaViejo | PanamaViejo

Encourage roommate to embrace bodily functions with compassion and humor 😂

HomoeroticPosing | HomoeroticPosing

Noise machine in the bathroom? A creative solution! 🚽🙉

aquara_themermaid | aquara_themermaid

Using hot water to hide bodily functions? NTA but wasteful 🚿

GarlicBread_Genocide | GarlicBread_Genocide

Living together ain't free, but bodily functions cost extra 💩

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Dealing with IBS noises and water bills in shared living 🙈

o_suspicioustaco | o_suspicioustaco

Suggests a clever solution to deal with water usage issue 💧

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Roommate won't admit to pooping and it's causing tension 💩

seba_make | seba_make

Toilet splash hack and stool tip for a moaner roommate 😂

I4getstuff | I4getstuff

Encouraging roommate to be comfortable with bodily functions 😊

ClarksCatCarl | ClarksCatCarl

Suggests a book for roomie's lengthy bathroom visits 📚

DasDash63 | DasDash63

Shame and guilt as parenting techniques? NTA approach with caution

UnDeadPuff | UnDeadPuff

Taking cold showers to hide bodily functions, but not an a**hole 🙌

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Encouraging comment suggesting therapy to overcome bathroom anxiety.

CCDestroyer | CCDestroyer

Prankster suggests fart machine to catch stealthy roomie. 😂

Sweb76 | Sweb76

Curious about the root of the issue 🤔

ohdearitsrichardiii | ohdearitsrichardiii

Is running hot water while using the toilet worth it? 💦🚽

bobert3469 | bobert3469

Suggests exposure therapy via Taco Bell for roomie's behavior 🌮

dan_is_not_here | dan_is_not_here

Keeping it consistent with bathroom radio 🎶 #NTA

PetrinaTheCat | PetrinaTheCat

The myth of sticking out your pinky while drinking debunked 🤔

queenofthera | queenofthera

Tactful solution to roomie's excessive bathroom noise avoidance 🙌

throwaway1999000 | throwaway1999000

Suggests using a well-timed scream to cover roomie's toots 😂

SyntheticGod8 | SyntheticGod8

Politely suggest practical solutions to avoid roomie's loud habits 🙏

2catsaretheminimum | 2catsaretheminimum

The dangers of extreme prudishness and poop avoidance 🤨

Bearacolypse | Bearacolypse

Possible learned behaviors from abuse due to hyper-conservative parents

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Respectful suggestion to deal with roommate's excessive resource usage 👍

BNE_Jimmy | BNE_Jimmy

Roommate's hygiene habits causing hot water fights. NTA solution proposed.

Eight216 | Eight216

Offering solutions for bathroom noise without confrontation 👍

throwawayanylogic | throwawayanylogic

Roommate's poop-hiding tactics backfire, NTA calls her out 😳

misspiggie | misspiggie

Shower running for bodily functions? Cold water not an option? NTA.

possiblethrowaway369 | possiblethrowaway369

Noise-cancelling shower? Practical or paranoid? NTA thinks practical.

MedusaStone | MedusaStone

Bold suggestion to confront roommate's bathroom odor using humor.

JMLKO | JMLKO

Turning on the fan is a reasonable compromise. 👍

jhonotan1 | jhonotan1

Sheltered roommate's excessive routine wastes water and draws attention 🙄

damn_turkledog | damn_turkledog

Respectful advice on roommate's bathroom habits 🙏

lethologica5 | lethologica5

Normalizing bodily functions is important, NTA for calling out stigma.

jdragonz | jdragonz

Respectful advice on dealing with a roommate's bathroom habits 🚿

coturi | coturi

Music or water? Both wasteful. But NTA for bodily functions.

kacapica | kacapica

Water wasting roommate hides bodily functions; cold shower useless 🙄

Vena_Mala | Vena_Mala

Bathroom anxiety is real, but running the shower for a half hour is wasteful 😒

TeamChaos17 | TeamChaos17

A considerate suggestion to solve a roommate's bathroom issue 🙊

idkwhatever6158755 | idkwhatever6158755

Saving money or hygiene? Roommate's bathroom dilemma 🤔

G59WHORE | G59WHORE

Suggesting scented candles to hide roommate's bodily functions 🙊🚿

justcallmephil35 | justcallmephil35

Solving roommate bathroom issue with cold water 💦

Futonxs | Futonxs

Solutions for a bathroom noise dispute 🙊🚿

perpIndignant | perpIndignant

Being considerate while addressing a delicate issue. 👍

blameitoncities | blameitoncities

Confused commenter questions roommate's hot water bathroom habits 🤔

jmn242 | jmn242

Friend uses water to pee, suggests cold water to hide smell. NTA 👍

motherofECgoldens | motherofECgoldens

Overcoming bathroom anxiety and stigma for a healthy lifestyle 🙌

Viperbunny | Viperbunny

Hot water for hiding farts is wasteful and unnecessary. NTA.

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Hilarious comment about roommate's bathroom habits 😂

Pickso | Pickso

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