Friendship Put to the Ultimate Test by a CRAZY Ketchup Scheme

Buckle up, folks! We’ve got a juicy tale of friendship, dreams, and… ketchup?! Meet our protagonist, caught in a sticky situation with their ketchup-crazed bestie, Zoltar. This condiment connoisseur has cooked up a wild scheme to launch his own ketchup empire, but not everyone’s on board with his saucy shenanigans! ‍♂️ Will our hero join the ketchup caper, or risk losing a friend over a few tomatoes? Let’s dive into this tangy drama and find out!

Meet Zoltar: The Ketchup-Obsessed Dreamer!

Zoltar’s Ultimate Creation: The Best Ketchup Yet?

Zoltar’s Grand Plan: Conquering the Ketchup Game!

The Ketchup Caper: Zoltar’s Restaurant Scheme!

Memorizing Lines: The Script for Ketchup Domination!

️ The Ketchup Critic: Butting In for Better Condiments!

Enter the Ketchup Chef: Zoltar’s Big Reveal!

Trumpeting the Triumph: The Best Ketchup Ever Made!

The Ketchup Pitch: Convincing the Manager!

The Ketchup Conquest: Zoltar’s Master Plan!

‍♂️ Saying No to the Ketchup Show: My Refusal!

Friendship on the Rocks: Zoltar’s Disappointment!

‍♂️ Torn Between Friends: Am I the Jerk?

The Great Ketchup Caper: A Friendship on the Brink!

Well, well, well… looks like Zoltar’s ketchup dreams have landed our protagonist in a pretty pickle! With friends divided and a restaurant scheme that’s sure to raise some eyebrows, it’s no wonder tensions are running high. But hey, who hasn’t had a crazy friend with a wild idea or two? The real question is, how far would YOU go for your bestie’s condiment-fueled fantasies? Let’s see what the internet has to say about this saucy situation! ️

Hilarious ketchup scheme gets called out by NTA commenter.

A witty comment on ketchup genius and lesser minds

Calling out fake script in a hilarious ketchup scheme NTA.

Regulations and cottage laws – this ketchup scheme is doomed

Ketchup chefs always scheming NAH, just walk in and show them the ketchup

Encouraging NTA comment suggests alternative plan for friend’s ketchup business

Zoltar takes on Big Ketchup with organic, $10-a-bottle scheme.

Friend’s ketchup scheme gets wild support for epic story potential

Embrace the awkwardness and make a memorable story for years

Starting small with local farmers markets is a smarter move

A skeptical comment about homemade ketchup inspired by Seinfeld.

User declines to record friend’s terrible ketchup scheme pitch.

Support for grandiose ketchup marketing plan with humor and creativity.

Reminiscing about Parks and Rec’s Snake Juice catastrophe

Homemade ketchup scheme gets roasted for poor planning and understanding.

Bonding over food – the ultimate friendship goal

Ketchup chef passes friendship test, no a-hole here

Ketchup was mushroom sauce? Mind blown!

Friend’s ketchup scheme is deluded, no restaurant would buy it

Former chef explains why friend’s ketchup scheme is doomed ‍♂️

A commenter jokingly criticizes the poster for not sharing the crazy ketchup scheme and missing the opportunity to be a ground floor investor.

Friend’s ketchup scheme might backfire, better distance yourself. NTA.

Restaurant manager appreciates creative ketchup scheme that won’t work.

Permission needed! Suggests creative solution with toothpicks and Costco

Not the a**hole for recommending a delicious sandwich

Reader finds hilarious post cringy and wants video evidence

NAH, friend is a hilarious weirdo, but I’m out

Salesman’s ketchup scheme gets him blacklisted from restaurant ops

Support your friend’s ketchup scheme! Today Heinz falls

Ketchup scheme gets roasted for being idiotic and childish

Hilarious ketchup scheme stress test, NTA for extra-ness

Building a following can help his ketchup business succeed

Ketchup scheme fun but bad business strategy. NTA decision.

Accusation of fake submission and ableism in comments

Supporting a friend’s crazy scheme – NTA with a warning

Hilarious ketchup scheme: commenters can’t stop laughing

Skeptical commenter thinks ketchup scheme is NUTS. NTA.

Support your friend’s magical ketchup scheme and his dreams

Concerned about friend’s mental health, suggests possibility of bipolar disorder

Organic ketchup may find a market in farm-to-table restaurants

Hilarious comment leaves readers in stitches

Hilarious comment shuts down ketchup sale gone wrong.

Hilarious fake story inspires aspiring writer compliment

Skeptical commenter warns against CRAZY ketchup scheme. Hilarious anticipation ensues

Ketchup lover praises homemade ketchup in engaging way

One friend wants a wild night, others stick to beer

Tomato flavor crusade against ketchup tyranny

Skepticism towards fake post, karma grabbing accusation

Ketchup madness! NTA for finding it hilarious and ridiculous.

Laughter unites NAH in epic ketchup scheme post

Doubting the authenticity of a crazy ketchup scheme. NTA.

Feeling the cringe while reading this crazy ketchup scheme #NTA

A funny and harmless ketchup scheme that could make a great commercial

Embrace the chaos and become Ketchup-Craving Diner #2

NTA suggests alternative to ketchup scheme for nervous friend.

Ketchup obsession reaches spiritual level for commenter.