Imagine this: You’re enjoying a peaceful evening on your porch, puffing on some legally sanctioned ‘devil’s lettuce’ (that’s marijuana for the uninitiated ), when suddenly, you’re interrupted by two unexpected visitors. They’re dressed in white collared shirts and black ties, looking every bit the part of classic missionaries. What do you do? Well, our hero, let’s call him ‘The Porch Puffer’, found himself in this exact situation. Let’s dive into his story, and see what happened next…
A Chilly Evening and an Unexpected Hello
The Holy Visitors Arrive ♂️ ♂️
A Polite Request and a Firm No
The Standoff Continues…
The Missionaries’ Annoyance and The Porch Puffer’s Retort
The Aftermath and a Friend Group Divide ♂️
The Verdict: Who’s the Real Party Pooper?
The Great ‘Devil’s Lettuce’ Debate: Who’s the Real Buzzkill? ♂️
So, there you have it. A peaceful puff on the porch turned into a polite standoff with two missionaries, and resulted in a friend group divide. Was The Porch Puffer in the wrong for refusing to put out his joint, or were the missionaries out of line for asking him to stop his legal activity? And let’s not forget the friends – some sided with our hero, while others sided with the missionaries, and a few just laughed at the whole situation. The internet is abuzz with opinions. Let’s see what they have to say…
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