Man’s Standoff Over Wife’s ‘Hiney Cloth’ Stirs Up a Storm! ️

In a world where ‘natural living’ is the new mantra, how far would you go? Would you swap your makeup for olive oil? Maybe. Would you sunbathe in the buff on your private roof deck? Possibly. But would you replace your toilet paper with a ‘hiney cloth’? Now that’s a question one man had to grapple with when his wife’s passion for organic and natural living took a rather… peculiar turn. Let’s dive into this drama-filled tale of a man, his wife, and the infamous ‘hiney cloth’.

The Organic Obsession

A Peculiar Belief

Roasting in the Sun ☀️

Olive Oil Overdose

The Hiney Cloth Debacle

The Hiney Cloth Resistance

The Little One Caught in the Middle

The Standoff Heats Up

The Final Straw

The Aftermath ️

A ‘Hiney Cloth’ Hullabaloo: Who’s in the Right? ‍♂️

Caught in a whirlwind of organic obsessions, our hero finds himself at odds with his wife’s latest eco-friendly initiative – the ‘hiney cloth’. An old cotton rag replacing the good old toilet paper, the hiney cloth has become a bone of contention in their household. With the wife insisting on its use and even getting their 5-year-old on board, our protagonist stands his ground, refusing to join the hiney cloth bandwagon. The situation reaches a boiling point when he declares, “I will never tell my kid their butthole is their mouth.” As the dust settles, one question remains – who’s in the right here? Let’s see what the internet has to say about this peculiar predicament.

NTA. Your butthole your choice. Is your wife, like…ok?

NTA. Invest in a bidet for a cleaner experience!

Engage in a sustainable butt-cleaning debate: rag vs bidet hose!

Vaginal health debate turns into a thread about hygiene

Bidet suggestion sparks hilarious discussion about butt-mouth relationship!

NTA. Bidet suggestion leads to hairy ass and incomplete stools.

NTA, but ‘get her a bidet and a therapist’

“NTA – Be cautious of the all-natural path she’s taking. “

NTA bruh, wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ obsession needs serious help!

NTA. Bidet and hiney cloth debate gets dirty

Commenter advises OP to address wife’s hygiene issue for kids’ sake ‍♀️

“Hiney cloth” vs toilet paper debate sparks hygiene concerns

NTA – Commenter suggests bidet or organic toilet paper for wife

Bidet: the solution to the ‘hiney cloth’ dispute!

NTA. Wife’s choice, but can’t force others. Explaining adult decisions to kids.

NTA’s natural obsession with ‘hiney cloth’ sparks toilet paper debate!

NTA,
That’s just… weird, man.

Just the **** cloth in the washing machine would freak me man. All the other weird ****, go for it, but you really shouldn’t **** with a man’s a**hole without consent.

Defending wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ against internet backlash. Bidet alternative?

NTA. Be cautious of her ‘natural’ practices and beliefs.

NTA and INFO: Commenter questions wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ obsession.

“Olive oil on her vagene?!? That’s disgusting.”

Bidet for sanity! Olive oil acne issues. Daughter’s bath concern.

NTA. A stormy standoff over ‘hiney cloth’ and OCD tendencies! ️

Saving the planet or sanity? Time for a psychiatrist!

️ Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ sparks debate: NTA or losing it?

NTA: Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ is a health hazard! Protect yourself!

Using cloth wipes and diapers for the environment, but it’s complicated. NTA! ️

Bidet: the clean solution for a messy situation!

Pee vs. poo: A messy debate over ‘hiney cloth’ hygiene!

NTA. That’s gross.

NTA: Concerned about wife’s extreme behavior, possible cult involvement

NTA: Hilarious standoff over ‘hiney cloth’ and natural soaps!

NTA’s hilarious takedown of wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ obsession!

Concerned about wife’s mental health and daughter’s well-being. NTA.

Using paper vs bidet: hygiene debate sparks olive oil controversy ‍♀️

NTA, but maybe consider more fiber?

NTA- Respectful disagreement on unconventional hygiene practices

Reusable TP vs Olive Oil: Personal choice or potential disaster?

NTA. Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ obsession creates toxic and unfair situation

Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ sparks debate on professional help needed!

NTA. Bidets make more sense for cleanliness and environmental reasons!

NTA: Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ obsession becomes a control issue.

NTA, but have a serious talk with your wife about raising your daughter.

Epic shitpost sparks outrage and admiration. Reddit’s jaw drops!

NTA: Concerns about hygiene and daughter’s well-being in eco-conscious lifestyle.

NTA! Get a bidet and say goodbye to ‘hiney cloth’!

NTA: When personal beliefs affect family health, it’s gone too far.

Commenter shares funny South Park episode to cheer up OP!

Supportive comment encourages help for troubled wife.

NTA, but her ‘vaginal care’ methods are raising eyebrows!

NTA. Bidet: The clean and classy solution for ‘hiney cloth’.

Bidet suggestion sparks heated debate on wife’s beliefs.

NTA. Adults have the right to choose how to clean bottoms.

Suggest a bidet! Keep it clean and avoid the storm!