Expectant Father, a Lonely Dildo, and a Fleshlight: A Tale of Trust, Lust, and a Little White Lie

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Meet our expectant father, who's feeling a bit left out in the cold. His pregnant fiancée, not feeling quite as frisky as usual, has left him feeling rejected and alone. But when he stumbles upon a 'lonely' dildo under their bed, it's clear someone's still having a good time. So, he decides to join the party with a toy of his own. But when his fiancée discovers his secret, all hell breaks loose. Let's dive into this emotional rollercoaster, shall we? 😏🎢

A Cold Bed and a Lonely Heart 💔

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Caught Red-Handed! 💻👀

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The Lonely Dildo Under the Bed 🛏️🍆

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A Fleshlight Joins the Party 🎉

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The Unveiling of the Secret 🎁

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The Truth Comes Out 😱

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A Battle of the Sex Toys 🥊

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The Accusation 💔

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A Sex Toy Standoff: Trust Broken or Overreaction? 🤔

Our expectant father's tale takes us on a wild ride of emotions, from feeling rejected to discovering a secret, and finally, to a heated argument over sex toys. The discovery of a 'lonely' dildo under their bed led him to purchase a fleshlight, but when his fiancée discovered his secret, she accused him of almost cheating. He argued that she also owned a toy, but she insisted that his was more realistic, thus more threatening. Now, trust is broken, and he's left wondering if he's the bad guy or if she's overreacting. Let's see what the internet thinks of this predicament... 🍿

NTA. Worst counterargument ever. Tell her it's like Thanos' dick.

Virulencer | Virulencer

Fiancé's double standards on sex toys? 🍆💜🤔

Twitch_DanPlaysPS | Twitch_DanPlaysPS

NTA for lying about sex toy, but why is she mad?

dumbasslover | dumbasslover

NTA, wife's pregnancy hormones causing double standards, need understanding conversation

arkyleslyfox | arkyleslyfox

NTA. She's gaslighting you. 😳

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Understanding her behavior: hormones or something else? You're NTA.

comingtogetyoubabs | comingtogetyoubabs

Fiancé's double standard on toys, you're not the a**hole. 😂

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NTA...a toy is a toy at the end of the day 😏

Sezeriously | Sezeriously

NTA, she's mentally unstable. Double standards and no intimacy. 🤷‍♂️

meeheecaan | meeheecaan

NTA: OP's wife lied about her sex drive, unfair treatment.

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Both need to discuss insecurities and lies about intimacy. 👍

thatsummercampcrush | thatsummercampcrush

NTA 🙌 Honest post about navigating pregnancy and sexual needs.

Mander2019 | Mander2019

Honesty is key! Skin color doesn't determine its purpose 😏

kanap | kanap

NTA. Hypocritical partner gets called out on her double standards. 🙄

carolinemathildes | carolinemathildes

Fiancée's lies, lack of trust, and a DNA test suggestion.

bossymomma29 | bossymomma29

NTA: She's being irrational and unfair 😒

CNDRock16 | CNDRock16

Honesty is key! 🗝️ Sit down and talk it out.

Plat_Daddy | Plat_Daddy

🍆💜🔥 Trust, lust, and a little white lie - NTA

GinIsJustVodkaTea | GinIsJustVodkaTea

Is insecurity a new thing for her? Let's find out!

kt-bug17 | kt-bug17

NTA: She misled you about her sex drive and got mad? 😳

KingChubbyPaws | KingChubbyPaws

Engaging comment about a pregnant partner's unusual behavior and lies.

Enk1ndle | Enk1ndle

She involved others, escalating the situation. Not cool, NTA.

caro1007 | caro1007

Run for your life! 😱

Jasperbeardly11 | Jasperbeardly11

Privacy double standard? NTA for wanting your own toy 🚫🔒

fanlism | fanlism

NTA, give her time to cool off. Emotions over logic.

lamamaloca | lamamaloca

Not the a**hole seeks advice on r/relationshipadvice

TrollTygo | TrollTygo

"F**k this is depressing..." - A glimpse into the dark side 😔

UrgotMilk | UrgotMilk

Purple dildo causes confusion and laughter, but OP is NTA.

HoudeRat | HoudeRat

NTA- Ridiculous logic! 🙄

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NTA. Communication is key for a healthy sex life. 🗝️

yellowjacket81 | yellowjacket81

Comical double standard unfolds in hilarious NTA comment.

Huth_S0lo | Huth_S0lo

Trust issues? Get a paternity test and know the truth!

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Honesty is key! Secrets can hurt relationships. 🙊

ChaiTeaWithMilk | ChaiTeaWithMilk

NTA. Society's double standards on sex toys. Good luck, OP!

Kebar8 | Kebar8

🤔 Feeling neglected? You're not the a**hole for wanting intimacy.

Drakezzz999 | Drakezzz999

Fiancee's insecurity leads to a**hole behavior. Hormones or not? 🤔

Vesalas | Vesalas

🤔 Conflicting rules on porn and toys in the relationship

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NTA - Lying about a sex toy triggered her insecurities. 🚫🔒

wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha | wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Mature response to manipulation. 🙌

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Leave early to avoid a toxic relationship. 🙌

stretchywater | stretchywater

🔍 Is she lying? Get a paternal test to be sure!

JaxB13 | JaxB13

NTA. Double standards for sex toys? Let's discuss! 🍆💁‍♂️

imtallat | imtallat

NTA. She's overreacting. Ridiculous argument imo 🙄

eclispelight | eclispelight

Pregnancy hormones don't justify her behavior. Not the a**hole.

curiousrut | curiousrut

Pregnancy hormones causing unreasonable behavior? 🤰🤷‍♂️

throwawayjustbecausd | throwawayjustbecausd

🤔 Trust, lust, and a *little white lie* with a toy

AnglerKay | AnglerKay

🤔 NTA. Trust issues and mismatched sex drives causing confusion and frustration.

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Honesty is key! NTA, but she's being a bit unreasonable 😬

Nnawell | Nnawell

Double standards? NTA gets a fleshlight! 🙌 Congrats, buddy!

throwed-off | throwed-off

Fiance hypocrisy over sex toy leads to laughable argument. NTA

Chortney | Chortney

NTA. Her argument is ridiculous! Hormones don't excuse irresponsibility. 🙄

crazykaty19999 | crazykaty19999

NTA. Double standards suck! Hormones don't excuse bad behavior...

LadyLight77 | LadyLight77

Pregnant woman: untouchable queen or emotional landmine? 🤰👑

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🔥 NTA calls out partner's hypocrisy in sex toy dispute. 🔥

bapadious | bapadious

NTA, embrace your needs! 🍆💦 Don't censor the a**hole in you!

Growlitherapy | Growlitherapy

Embrace your toys! NTA for owning them, hypocritical partner.

LyteRay1943 | LyteRay1943

👍 Not the a**hole! Why use a dildo if no drive?

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Navigating relationship challenges: Communication is key for a happy ending! 😊

McFeely_Smackup | McFeely_Smackup

Not the a**hole. Tell us more about this intriguing story!

sheneedsmorecowbell | sheneedsmorecowbell

NTA's argument: stained with purple koolaid, it's all cool? 😂

PuppyPavilion | PuppyPavilion

Trust but verify! DNA test to confirm paternity. NTA

Sinjz | Sinjz

Pregnancy cravings and wild stories, this comment section's got it all! 😂

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NTA. Masturbating and sex are different. Don't be upset over a dildo.

Lee_now_ | Lee_now_

Pregnancy doesn't justify bad behavior. Not the a**hole! 💪

AssumeBattlePoise | AssumeBattlePoise

Navigating the treacherous waters of a dying bedroom. 🚣‍♂️

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NTA. Embrace self-pleasure! Don't let a toy ruin your trust 😏

Luwe95 | Luwe95

Not the a**hole - a tale of trust and lust 😏

terribleterrabyte | terribleterrabyte

NTA for choosing self-pleasure over sex, but her reaction's extreme.

Tesmarin | Tesmarin

Engaging comment calling out wife's illogical argument and hypocrisy.

Throw4idiots | Throw4idiots

NTA, wife's unreasonable behavior calls for couples counseling. 👨‍🎓

DevilGuy | DevilGuy

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