Expectant Father, a Lonely Dildo, and a Fleshlight: A Tale of Trust, Lust, and a Little White Lie

Meet our expectant father, who’s feeling a bit left out in the cold. His pregnant fiancée, not feeling quite as frisky as usual, has left him feeling rejected and alone. But when he stumbles upon a ‘lonely’ dildo under their bed, it’s clear someone’s still having a good time. So, he decides to join the party with a toy of his own. But when his fiancée discovers his secret, all hell breaks loose. Let’s dive into this emotional rollercoaster, shall we?

A Cold Bed and a Lonely Heart

Caught Red-Handed!

The Lonely Dildo Under the Bed ️

A Fleshlight Joins the Party

The Unveiling of the Secret

The Truth Comes Out

A Battle of the Sex Toys

The Accusation

A Sex Toy Standoff: Trust Broken or Overreaction?

Our expectant father’s tale takes us on a wild ride of emotions, from feeling rejected to discovering a secret, and finally, to a heated argument over sex toys. The discovery of a ‘lonely’ dildo under their bed led him to purchase a fleshlight, but when his fiancée discovered his secret, she accused him of almost cheating. He argued that she also owned a toy, but she insisted that his was more realistic, thus more threatening. Now, trust is broken, and he’s left wondering if he’s the bad guy or if she’s overreacting. Let’s see what the internet thinks of this predicament…

NTA. Worst counterargument ever. Tell her it’s like Thanos’ dick.

Fiancé’s double standards on sex toys?

NTA for lying about sex toy, but why is she mad?

NTA, wife’s pregnancy hormones causing double standards, need understanding conversation

NTA. She’s gaslighting you.

Understanding her behavior: hormones or something else? You’re NTA.

Fiancé’s double standard on toys, you’re not the a**hole.

NTA…a toy is a toy at the end of the day

NTA, she’s mentally unstable. Double standards and no intimacy. ‍♂️

NTA: OP’s wife lied about her sex drive, unfair treatment.

Both need to discuss insecurities and lies about intimacy.

NTA Honest post about navigating pregnancy and sexual needs.

Honesty is key! Skin color doesn’t determine its purpose

NTA. Hypocritical partner gets called out on her double standards.

Fiancée’s lies, lack of trust, and a DNA test suggestion.

NTA: She’s being irrational and unfair

Honesty is key! ️ Sit down and talk it out.

Trust, lust, and a little white lie – NTA

Is insecurity a new thing for her? Let’s find out!

NTA: She misled you about her sex drive and got mad?

Engaging comment about a pregnant partner’s unusual behavior and lies.

She involved others, escalating the situation. Not cool, NTA.

Run for your life!

Privacy double standard? NTA for wanting your own toy

NTA, give her time to cool off. Emotions over logic.

Not the a**hole seeks advice on r/relationshipadvice

“F**k this is depressing…” – A glimpse into the dark side

Purple dildo causes confusion and laughter, but OP is NTA.

NTA- Ridiculous logic!

NTA. Communication is key for a healthy sex life. ️

Comical double standard unfolds in hilarious NTA comment.

Trust issues? Get a paternity test and know the truth!

Honesty is key! Secrets can hurt relationships.

NTA. Society’s double standards on sex toys. Good luck, OP!

Feeling neglected? You’re not the a**hole for wanting intimacy.

Fiancee’s insecurity leads to a**hole behavior. Hormones or not?

Conflicting rules on porn and toys in the relationship

NTA – Lying about a sex toy triggered her insecurities.

Mature response to manipulation.

Leave early to avoid a toxic relationship.

Is she lying? Get a paternal test to be sure!

NTA. Double standards for sex toys? Let’s discuss! ‍♂️

NTA. She’s overreacting. Ridiculous argument imo

Pregnancy hormones don’t justify her behavior. Not the a**hole.

Pregnancy hormones causing unreasonable behavior? ‍♂️

Trust, lust, and a *little white lie* with a toy

NTA. Trust issues and mismatched sex drives causing confusion and frustration.

Honesty is key! NTA, but she’s being a bit unreasonable

Double standards? NTA gets a fleshlight! Congrats, buddy!

Fiance hypocrisy over sex toy leads to laughable argument. NTA

NTA. Her argument is ridiculous! Hormones don’t excuse irresponsibility.

NTA. Double standards suck! Hormones don’t excuse bad behavior…

Pregnant woman: untouchable queen or emotional landmine?

NTA calls out partner’s hypocrisy in sex toy dispute.

NTA, embrace your needs! Don’t censor the a**hole in you!

Embrace your toys! NTA for owning them, hypocritical partner.

Not the a**hole! Why use a dildo if no drive?

Navigating relationship challenges: Communication is key for a happy ending!

Not the a**hole. Tell us more about this intriguing story!

NTA’s argument: stained with purple koolaid, it’s all cool?

Trust but verify! DNA test to confirm paternity. NTA

Pregnancy cravings and wild stories, this comment section’s got it all!

NTA. Masturbating and sex are different. Don’t be upset over a dildo.

Pregnancy doesn’t justify bad behavior. Not the a**hole!

Navigating the treacherous waters of a dying bedroom. ‍♂️

NTA. Embrace self-pleasure! Don’t let a toy ruin your trust

Not the a**hole – a tale of trust and lust

NTA for choosing self-pleasure over sex, but her reaction’s extreme.

Engaging comment calling out wife’s illogical argument and hypocrisy.

NTA, wife’s unreasonable behavior calls for couples counseling. ‍