Oh Kimberly, you never cease to leave me speechless .
Kim is stunning.
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Kim is style.
Kim is everything I want to be when I grow up so fight me, haters .
Now, even though I love Kim, there’s some things I would never do.
I have few limits in life, truly. I am shameless and will do *anything* for the camera; kinda like Kim!
But what I won’t do, however, is rent a bikini.
And if you’re thinking, “ew who would do that?” well ladies and gents it’s absolutely a thing that some people do.
The website El Cycèr rents out vintage goods for aspiring fashionistas.
And obviously, a lot of it is super cute and I’d totally rent for a party in Los Angeles that I’ll never be invited to.
You can live out your Carrie Bradshaw newspaper fantasy in this $800 Moschino set.
El Cycèr also has a lot of bathing suits. Like, *a lot* of bathing suits.
The prices for a rental of a VINTAGE BIKINI rage from $400 to over $1,300!
And if that wasn’t wild enough, El Cycèr has THAT Kim Kardashian Chanel bikini for rental!
You know, the vintage one that truly almost broke the Internet, my phone and my faith.
RIGHT? No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade but who is renting bikinis from Spring 1996?
The website states , “Bikini modeled by Stella Tenant in the spring 1996 runway show by Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel. This iconic style features Chanel’s embroidered logos on the top and bottoms. Available for rent only. Please inquire for availability and pricing.”
So no, is it Kimberly’s *exact* bikini that touched her very own platinum puss? Absolutely not.
It’s just an authentic designer piece that has touched other pusses.
Maybe I’ll just stick to renting a vintage handbag in an effort to respect my body as the temple it is.
Would you rent this 22-year-old bikini? How far is too far in the name of fashion?
