Most of us have some experience trying to hide booze one way or another. Maybe a festival doesn’t allow drinks from the outside. Maybe a sporting venue won’t let you either. Let’s face it, the price they charge for a beer these days isn’t right.
That brings us to the following video of a woman who just wanted to have a little drink at the races. Let’s just say people are loving her technique.
Now, let’s get one thing straight before we dive into this genius hack.
Women have always been supreme at sneaking alcohol into events, and I wouldn’t say that unless I had proof.
Exhibit A. Ponytail smuggling.
Who in their right mind would suspect someone of hiding booze in their hair? Probably not men, who usually make up at least half of the entrance security at events. Winning!
Exhibit B. Tampon flasks.
Look, if there’s one thing people can NOT question, it’s the right to have feminine products with you during an all-day event. Winning again!
On to our third exhibit, and the star of the raceways.
Sporting events are incredibly expensive these days, and can end up being a little boring as well.
It’s not a surprise people try to bring in their own booze from time to time. Can you really blame them?
At first, this picture of a woman watching a race doesn’t seem too out of the ordinary.
What you might realize is that she’s also holding a serious pair of binoculars.
Also, not too weird considering people often bring binoculars to sporting events for a better view.
You might also notice that a strange white cap is visible on those binoculars. Hmm.
Rhammel O’Dwyer-Afflick admires the true grit she showed that day.
Yes, 2019 just started and it looks like people have big plans.
@ColoRodighiero thinks she might be the one.
Good luck finding her sir! You might just have to settle with watching this clip.
I mean, she’s truly ahead of her time.
To be fair, though, there are a few other sneaky ways to try smuggling in the goods.
Why not try out the “beer-rito” for a spin?
Burritos just seem to be the gift that keeps on giving.
If you’re feeling a little more risky, a little more gutty, there is the baby flask.
The owner of this genius method said, “Meet Brandi, she’s not my daughter but she’s very special to me. This baby has been hollowed out and a water bladder installed so that I can drink in public. “
LOL.
Here is the full video posted to Twitter by ITV Racing. They captioned the video “10 out of 10 for effort on this!”
This woman is showing off some James Bond level skills here, and she pulls it off perfectly… so she thought. Notice the little peek after she takes a sip to see if anyone noticed?
Sure, many people loved seeing her take that sneaky sip of what we are assuming is alcohol, but some people are more impressed with the apparent beard behind her.
It’s safe to say this video will be marked as one of the most viral of 2019.
If you were super impressed — no, INSPIRED — by the binocular girl, though, you can get your own pair.
‘Cause you never know when the opportunity for public intoxication some good fun at the races could strike!
You can get them on Amazon here .
