Wow! Not only did I not know about this, but I also had no idea that they were doing another Suicide Squad .
I guess when you’re wrapped up in Marvel all the time, it’s hard to remember stuff about DC.
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Look, DC, it’s not you, it’s the rest of us.
We just don’t like watching dark movies where everyone is always mad at each other.
Maybe if you got a fun property with a fun director, we’d come to see your movies!
Is that why DC hired James Gunn?
The guy who did one of the most fun Marvel movies of all time Guardians Of The Galaxy .
He’ll now be doing a fun property, the Suicide Squad .
Alright fine, but you’ll need some cool actors–
Oh.
You got Nathan Fillion, one of the people from the cool and fun show that was Firefly .
Alright, so maybe this next movie will be fun. Maybe we will go see it.
But who else do you got?
Oh, you have some of the best parts from the original movie (i.e. Viola Davis as Amanda Waller and Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn) along with new additions like Idris Elba and a character named “Polka-Dot Man”?
Alright fine, you win. It’ll be fun.
