I can’t promise to not make this a lament about my deep love for Italian stallion Stanley Tucci. I cannot stop watching Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy and if it wasn’t for the pandemic, I would have left my life here and be living full-time in an Italian woodfire pizza oven in Rome.
But alas, some dreams aren’t meant to come true.
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As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, a recently released Google study named Prince William the sexiest bald man in the world.
The Sun reported that this important scientific research was conducted by cosmetic surgery specialists Longevita.
Longevita found that the 38-year-old future king has been described as “sexy” online 17.6 million times!
This is more than double the amount of the runner-up for the sexiest bald man, Myke Tyson.
The top ten list included Jason Statham, Pitbull, and Michael Jordan coming in 3rd, 4th and 5th place.
Followed by Floyd Mayweather, John Travolta and Bruce Willis. Spots nine and ten went to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Vin Diesel.
Naturally, the internet had a lot to say about the decision.
There are lots of hot baldies out there that deserved better from us like LL Cool J, Billy Zane, Mike Tyson, Shemar Moore, and of course, Stanley TUCCI!
The internet feels Stanley Tucci deserved the title, and I can’t help but agree.
Have you watched his cocktail tutorials on his Instagram? They have gotten me through many a dark days and nights during the pandemic.
Now, Stanley is weighing in on the title, by posting a collage of 9 bald people, including himself and a bald photo of Tilda Swinton.
Okay, we need to break this list down really quickly…
In addition to himself and bald Tilda Swinton, the actor included pictures of Ryan Reynolds, LL Cool J, Bruce Willis, The Rock, Mark Strong, Sir Patrick Stewart and Jason Statham.
What an all-star lineup!
Now that’s a bald sandwich I wouldn’t mind being in the middle of!
Also please note that RYAN REYNOLDS (who is not bald) has been included.
Oh Stanley, such a prankster !
Ryan Reynolds, playing along, replied, “Wait….”
“Whose crown should wear this crown? So many wonderful choices,” Stanley captioned the photo.
OBVIOUSLY, IT SHOULD BE YOU STANLEY BABY!
Naturally, people lost their minds over Stanley’s post.
“So many domes, so many choices…” joked Katie Couric.
“Always you, Stanley!! But also, Tilda,” added one fan.
“Bald guys unite!” echoed another.
Ugh, if this didn’t make you love Mr. Tucci more, then IDK what will!
