Let me start by saying I’m not a bad driver. You don’t have to worry about me running you off the road, or slamming into your car, or mistaking a local park for a “detour.”
Now, with that being said, I can admit I’m also not the best driver. I’ve hit a few curbs in my day, and yeah, sometimes I circle parking lots for fifteen minutes to find a spot I’m actually confident I can pull into. But that’s OK, not everyone can be pros behind the wheel.
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If you’re also just doing the best you can while driving a car, I think you’re really going to enjoy these quotes.
As long as no one noticed, we’re good.
For any police officers who happen to be reading this, please understand that this is a joke and I always obey the road rules.
…You know, except for those few times where I’m confident I can still get through that intersection even when the light is yellow.
I guess she isn’t my “ride or die” after all.
And while we’re on the topic, does anyone else’s Siri sometimes try to drive them into a lake or is mine just really not a big fan of me?
No? Nobody? Okay, good to know.
The biggest distraction there is.
If you’ve never driven with kids in the backseat then I don’t expect you to understand just how much pure concentration it takes to keep that car on the road.
Give it a try if you don’t believe me, and tell me how you feel after half an hour of screaming, spills, complaining, singing, and demands to go to McDonald’s.
That’s my motto.
When I’m driving anywhere with my boyfriend, he loves pointing out all the spots that I could “easily” parallel park into. But he’s forgetting one thing: I don’t want to do that .
Guess we’re circling the block again. Eighth time’s the charm.
