Remember back when you were a kid and you used to dream about all the fun you’d have as an adult? Don’t you wish you could go back and time and violently shake your younger self for even thinking such a stupid thought?
As anyone north of 25-years-old will tell you, being an adult is a lot of things — but ” fun ” isn’t one of them. To see what I’m talking about, have a look below at these quotes of people doing basic things that just screams “me!”
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Do you think you’ve got it tough?
I can’t stand it when kids say “I’m bored.” They don’t even know what bored is! Talk to me after you’ve spent two hours inputting a monthly budget into an Excel spreadsheet. Maybe then you’ll truly understand what it means to be “bored.”
You’re not the boss of me!
In 2022, getting a message at the pumps that reads “please see attendant,” is kind of like being back in school and getting called down to the principal’s office after recess. The anxiety and sense of dread are palpable.
Where does it all come from?
Not only are there people living in my house whom I haven’t met yet, but one of them keeps on stealing my socks! I swear that every time I do a load, I’m left with at least two pairs of unmatching socks. Is my dryer eating them; what’s going on, here?
If I close my eyes, I can almost picture it.
Oh baby, talk dirty to me! The only thing that feels better than the steam from a boiling colander of pasta is the initial ‘whoosh’ of hot air that comes immediately after opening the dishwasher. It’s all about the little joys of life these days.
