Pete Davidson has taken to the Weekend Update desk to address his relationships a lot this past year. And while I’m absolutely not complaining, I’m sure some people are because some people suck have little patience for this.
Pete addressed every step of his relationship with Ariana Grande from the Weekend Update desk so, let’s just say — it’s been a long season.
But this week, Pete brought another lady into the Saturday Night Live mix — his new GF Kate Beckinsale.
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You know, the super hot 45-year-old British actress he was playing tonsil hockey with last week.
IDK why he insists on breaking my heart like this but alrighty .
Anyway, he took to the safe space of the Weekend Update desk last night to defend his new boo thang.
Because some people are really out there asking why Kate is dating someone 20 years younger than her.
“Apparently, people have a crazy fascination with our age difference, but it really doesn’t bother us,” Davidson started.
“But then again, I’m new to this.”
“So, if you have questions about a relationship with a big age difference, just ask…”
Without missing a beat , Davidson began listing off dozens of Hollywood men,
“Leonardo DiCaprio, Jason Statham, Michael Douglas, Richard Gere, Jeff Goldblum, Scott Disick, Dane Cook, Derek Jeter, Bruce Willis.”
“Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee, Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, and whoever the president of France is.”
He continued.
“Mel Gibson, Billy Joel, Mick Jagger, Sylvester Stallone, Eddie Murphy, Kelsey Grammer, Larry King, Larry King, Larry King, Rod Stewart and Donald Trump.”
People were super impressed with Pete’s badass-ness and also his ability to list names without breathing.
WHERE’S THE LIE, THO?
Let’s also remember Kate Beckinsale’s career low-key skipped a generation. But now? She’s fully become a cultural icon.
They’re both good for each other— what can I say?!
And I know, I know — it’s so hard to care about these people for so long, but I promise this will be worth it.
They’ve already been with us for 40 years, ya know.
But at least the memes are truly fire AF.
And if these two didn’t give us these incredibly uncomfortable but slightly titilating pics, we’d never have said dank memes.
This one just hits a lil’ too close to home for ME and my dating history.
So nasty, so rude tbh.
Okay wow! Why is this meme SCREAMING at me.
I feel personally attacked by this one and I just really don’t appreciate it.
You can watch Pete take down sexist dating double standards below.
Just try not to fall in love with him, okay? After he dates every beautiful woman in Hollywood, HE’S MINE!
