There are a lot of unfortunate realities we’re just supposed to accept in our daily lives. For instance, time flies when you’re having fun and slows down when you’re not.
But perhaps the worst of them is the fact that beds always feel the most comfortable when you have to leave them. And that’s cruel enough even before you go through what the people on this list did.
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1. Yeah, this doesn’t really look like something she can just tuck into her passport.
If there’s any bright side to this, it’s that nobody’s gonna ask to see her boarding pass because they’ll read it before she gets to the front of the line.
2. Ouch, I’m assuming it’s too late to drop the course?
I don’t know what kind of equations make someone abandon their hopes and dreams like this, but it sure makes me glad I didn’t major in physics.
3. I’m not sure what the objective was, but obviously inspiration struck so hard they couldn’t even wait to take it out of the bag.
Sadly, it seems like their noble dream of making their clothes more delicious remains distressingly out of their reach.
4. At least if aliens invade, this girl will have the disguise she needs to avoid toiling in the salt mines.
Hey, that’s the best I can do. If you can think of a better silver lining to her problem, I’m all ears.
5. Aw man, it almost makes it worse that the delivery driver was so nice and apologetic about this.
Since this person can’t work up a nice cathartic rage at them, they’re just left screaming at the sky like tragedy struck in an action movie.
6. Ah well, this one isn’t really so bad if her boss isn’t a total uptight jerk.
Hmm, on second thought, that’s kind of a big “if.” Well, at she can say she got written up for being totally radical.
7. Sorry Mr. Dadi, but it’s hard to pay attention to your awesome name while your classmate is going through a crisis.
It seems like their facial expressions should be reversed, but I guess we all have our little masks to the world.
8. Good first impression? I’d say he’s about 50/50…
Who knows, maybe he’ll show up to his first day of class and start a new hair trend! Orrrr, maybe just wear a hat…
9. Somewhere, there’s somebody with a lopsided walk who’s wondering why the world hates them.
But this scene has me asking a different question altogether. What did they do to whoever made these shoes that earned them such brutal revenge?
10. I’ve never drank makeup before (or put those words in that order), but I’m guessing it wasn’t a very pleasant experience.
Plus it looks just like a real cup of tea, so he’s probably gonna be paranoid about each one he sees now.
11. Obviously, somebody’s dealing with a car that refuses to be tamed.
I guess it’s just as well. This person isn’t gonna get very far in life if it decides to lock the doors.
12. Wow, only €10 for a scarring allergic reaction? What a deal!
Well, if it’s any consolation, at least the scar looks kinda cool. So it shouldn’t be that hard to make up a much more intense story behind it.
13. Something tells me this baby’s not gonna be into roller coasters when they grow up.
And based on how that car seat is positioned, I’m guessing that the Tilt-A-Whirl’s gonna be out of the question too.
14. When we’ve got food, those seagull cries might as well be air raid sirens.
Either way, some airborne invader is about to swoop down and mess up something precious to us. And it’s not like we can eat that with all the bird germs.
15. Yeah, you know it’s gonna be a tough job when everybody’s stuck standing around and trying to put their thinking caps on.
And it doesn’t look like there are enough materials there for an elaborate pulley system, so that’s my idea shot.
16. Hmm, is it better or worse that she won’t realize what just happened until she wakes up?
You know, I’m gonna go with worse because by that point, it’ll be cold and on the floor and she’ll have missed her stop.
17. Yup, this is the world we live in. Just because you’re indoors doesn’t mean you can stop watching the skies.
At least you’re more likely to build a personal injury case against the school than you are against passing aliens.
18. This is the kind of mistake hopefully, you make once.
And at least my mistake only ruined a tablecloth. This poor soul has to get a new rug and a new iron now.
19. This guy has the right idea. Sometimes, all you can do is laugh and make a precious memory.
I’m assuming we’re catching this dude after he called the fire department but before he broke out the marshmallows. It seems like a logical order.
20. And this is one of the many reasons I don’t play sports.
The other reasons are, of course, largely due to the horrible dumpster pile that is my body.
21. If you wake up to this and don’t immediately decide to go back to bed, you’re a stronger person than I am.
I also wish the “you had one job” thing worked with inanimate objects, but they’re surprisingly hard to guilt.
22. The only worse thing you could name a boat is the Titanic.
When you’re more than halfway deep in the water, maybe just a few more worries are called for.
23. Well, that escalated quickly, huh?
That’s a good way to get your mom home fast when you need her. Just don’t expect anything other than a smack upside the head when she gets back!
24. I guess the next time I grumble about shoveling the walk, I should think about whoever gets stuck shoveling out this car.
And even when it’s all over, there aren’t enough heated seats in the world to make that driver comfortable.
25. There’s a right way and a wrong way to tell someone something.
Depending on the situation, this could’ve been either. At the very least, I’m sure this guy didn’t plan for this!
26. When you live almost an hour away from work and you realize the mistake you’ve made.
Just stay seated with your feet under the desk — no one will ever notice. It also means you have at least two pairs of nice shoes, which is a general life win.
27. Yeah, some days just make getting out of bed seem like the biggest mistake of your life.
Like, OK world, I get that you need to work out some of your aggression issues, but a little warning would be nice.
28. This bizarre new addition will fill those midnight trips to the bathroom with adventure.
That is, if banging your toe on a brick wall because you were half asleep and forgot your dad built one there counts as an adventure.
29. Yikes, nothing about this story really says “good omen,” does it?
I just hope this mom doesn’t live anywhere near a farm, because otherwise, that swarm of locusts on the forecast is really gonna do some damage.
30. “How did I fail so hard?” wrote Reddit user Summerofgeorgenada. The mother of all errors.
I have to say, I’m pretty happy that I’ve never gotten this error message. What were you even doing, sir?
31. It’s pictures like this that make me stare suspiciously at every vending machine I use.
And yeah, I know it’s gonna do whatever it’s gonna do, no matter how I look at it. Still, it feels better to yell, “Ah ha, caught you!” than to just scream.
32. Power drills are not for the inexperienced or feint of heart
Power drills and corn on the cob are not for anyone, so lean a lesson from this girl, and do not try this!
