There are so few things in life that are guaranteed — death, taxes, morning skinny, and a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians .
With everything that’s gone on between Khloé Kardashian, Tristan Thompson and Jordyn Woods these past few months, we all knew the new season of KUWTK would be extra juicy.
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The trailer dropped today for the new season, premiering March 31st!
Can you believe we’re already revving up for another season? God does love us!
While there’s other major plot lines like Kim and Kanye’s surrogate journey, as well as contemplating a big move to Chicago, the overwhelming story line will be the cheating scandal.
The trailer literally starts with Khloé just full on sobbing.
“It just sucks it has to be so public. I’m not just a TV show — this is my life.”
Shots of KoKo krying are mixed in with shots of Kanye’s Sunday choir, adding to the visual aesthetic, but also adding to the ~drama~.
And we all know the Kar/Jen fam loves a healthy dose of both those things.
We also get a bikini shot of Kourtney looking HOT AF on a yacht, while Kendall is speaking to someone saying “you’ll put me down just to make yourself not look lame.”
Grammar? Who needs her?!
We then see Kim and Kanye looking hella sad while Kim is saying “Moving to Chicago might be my breaking point.”
It would be mine TOO, Kimberly! Calabasas forever, binch!
We also get a shot of the launch party for Kylie Cosmetic’s collab with BFF Jordyn back in September.
We also see Kris Jenner proposing a toast, “Here’s to Jordyn and Kylie!”
Yikes!
We then get another shot of Khloé sitting in her car, on the phone, screaming “MY FAMILY WAS RUINED.”
Presumably, this was the same day Kim and KoKo’s BFF Malika threw shade at Jordyn on Kim’s Instagram story.
We then get a clip of Kanye having a fucking BALL performing with his choir, while his 2010 hit ‘Runaway’ plays in the background.
Let’s have a toast for the jerk offffffs!!!!! Let’s have a toast for the douchebagssss !!!!!!!!
We then hear Khloé say “Tristan might love me — whatever that means — but he has no respect for me whatsoever.”
We could have told ya that, sis 🙁
We also hear Khloé talking to someone (I assume Kylie) saying, “You called me and said you were the watchdog.”
To which Kylie responds, “I just hope there’s a light of hope at the end of the tunnel, but I just can’t see it right now.”
Then, in arguably the most powerful moment of the trailer, Khloé is seen shouting “LIAR” down her phone, while Malika is consoling her friend.
Perhaps this was after the Red Table Talk _?
“We just can’t seem to catch a break,” Kris says, crying.
Also notice the Birken in the background? Crying goals.
We also don’t see Kylie actually talking at all…
We just see her doing this wild photo shoot while her monotone voice spills tea in the background.
There’s also some Kourtney and Scott content that I’m totally gagged for.
In one scene we see Kourtney being asked how many times she’s been in love, to which she responds “One”, presumably in reference to Scott.
We then hear Scott say, “I didn’t think I was gonna have happiness again.”
Also Mason is a full grown adult and I can’t handle it.
Kendall then hits us with more wise words, “nothing is private.”
“everyone feels they have the right to talk about you, even though they have absolutely no idea what’s going on/”
The trailer ends with a tearful Khloé, “Sometimes the world forgets just to be kind, and that we’re all going through something.”
“Maybe just be a little more understanding, because it f*cking sucks.”
You can watch the full season 16 trailer here:
Will you be watching the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians ?
