We all love a little ride around the rumor-mill, but can you blame us? She can be so funny sometimes! A couple people who are no strangers to said roller-coaster ride is John Mayer (I know right?) and Kourntey Karashian because of course —she’s a DASH DOLL after all!
John Mayer, oh man just saying his name makes it feel like 2006 again baby!
Remember back in the day, when John Mayer had long hair, iconic under-eye bags and was suspected of dating everyone and their sister?
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Well John sure does, and in his latest interview with Andy Cohen’s radio show on SiriusXM, Johnny boy spilled some MAJOR goss about those Kourtney Kardashian dating rumors that were swirling around not too long ago.
John started out the convo by saying , “I actually like the Kardashians. If you break it down to your interactions with them, they’re very nice people.”
Sounds like a read but OKAY????
He continued on to defend the famous family, saying “I thnk any objection to them is philosophical… they’re very nice people.”
When Andy finally addressed the rumors about John dating one Kourtney Kardashian, John dropped a bombshell that he’s a “little suspicious about the origin of the story.”
He continued, “I’m not sure the calls are not coming from inside the house on this one.”
“I will say, if the call is coming from inside the house, it’s diabolical and genius.”
SO ESSENTIALLY, he just said he believes a Kardashian planted the story.
ZOMG.
He continued, “when people start gossiping about you and someone else, and they start putting your picture together, it gets real suggestive.”
“You’re like, ‘Well, if I do, then everything kind of falls into place because everyone is already putting us together.’ So, it’s a genius idea.”
John is also fully in love but also terrified of Kris Jenner, which is a TOTAL MOOD tbh.
“I think she is the Yoda of Hollywood serotonin. She has a good grasp on how to make your serotonin just burst in your brain. I was sitting next to her and I was like, ‘You are the ground zero of bliss.'”
He continued, “I don’t want to be noticed by Kris Kardashian too much. I want a nice, base level of respect, and I don’t want to be too far on her radar.”
He concluded, “It’s hard to explain. She could end me.”
Where’s the lie, though?
