Say what you will about Thanos’ questionable politics, but you have to admit that the man knows how to accessorize.
His armor and helmet had a lot of style, but like any good style icon, he knew that in order for his new gauntlet to really shine, he needed to ditch the duds and give it the attention it deserves.
Okay, fine, he probably just ditched his armor in ‘Infinity War’ because he had enough stones by then to be near invincible.
But like, if you’re going to go to the trouble of forcing the dwarves of Nidavellir to make you such a fancy glove, then wouldn’t you want it to be a multi-tasker?
I mean, he clearly had post-Snapture plans.
He was already going to hang up his gauntlet and take up farming. Couldn’t he have found a use for the gauntlet after dealing with the stones?
How about tenderizing the probably tough meats from the animals he’s raising or hunting?
Plus, when you’re cooking over an open fire like that, you really want your meat to be an equal thickness to help ensure even cooking.
Of course, since the gauntlet is gone, he’ll need to just buy this replacement from FIREBOX.
Which sucks, but it’s not my fault he didn’t treat his one-of-a-kind dwarven-forged space gauntlet with a little more care.
Perhaps he’ll enjoy the complementary recipe book included with his new one though.
I know the menu on a random garden planet might get a little stale, so he’ll probably enjoy having options like the “Infinity Cutlet” or “Stark Tartare” to keep things fresh.
If, like Thanos, you like your meats tender, you could also pick one up over on FIREBOX .
