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Couples Are Throwing Some Elaborate Parties To Celebrate Getting A Vasectomy

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6 years ago
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Having a vasectomy is a pretty significant moment in the life of any man who has the procedure done. But unlike other significant moments — weddings, birthdays, et cetera — vasectomies haven’t traditionally been the focus of celebrations. But things might be changing.

Vasectomies are increasingly common.

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Half a million men in the United States undergo the procedure every year. It’s a good option for men who have decided they don’t want kids, or don’t want any more kids.

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It isn’t a walk in the park, though.

The long-term benefits of having a vasectomy are obvious, but voluntarily agreeing to let doctors snip at your nether regions is a tough sell. And, as Michael Scott taught us, getting one reversed is another level.

Here’s where things take a left turn.

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Instagram | @whitecremecakes

Instagram was a platform pretty much made for sharing cake photos. There are plenty of celebratory cakes to be found — and a more recent trend ties together the disparate topics of male birth control and elaborate baked goods.

A cake is a canvas.

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Instagram | @ttrish_the_dishh

On the top of a delicious cake, the gifter can express any thought or image they want. Increasingly, the topic of vasectomies is showing up on Instagram cakes. It’s even got its own tag, #vasectomycake .

It’s a little weird…

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Instagram | @respectfullychildfree

I mean, most men who’ve had vasectomies probably want to rest up, not party. And if they do party, they probably don’t want to do so with a cake covered in sperm cartoons.

But it makes some sense.

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Instagram | @sugarspellscookies

Pain and recovery time aside, a vasectomy is a pretty big step for a couple. Deciding you’re not going to have kids moving forward seems like something worth a celebration.

There’s more than one way to make a vasectomy cake.

Image credit: Instagram | @finchycakes
Instagram | @finchycakes

At the intersection of vasectomies and cutting edge cake technology, you’ll find this little number. The top of this cake has been created using a special printer that uses edible ink and edible rice paper.

It gets the message across.

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Instagram | @1pielady

Some of these cakes are full-blown works of art and deserve to be on one of the sixteen different cake-centric reality shows. Some of the cakes look like this. It isn’t bad, just different.

Vasectomy cupcakes are also a thing.

Image credit: Instagram | @3easypeasy
Instagram | @3easypeasy

Anyone familiar with the hyper-competitive world of Insta cakes knows that cupcakes are a good way to make a different visual statement. The no sperm logo here is practically iconic.

Some are a little bit grim.

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Instagram | @3.blueeyedgirls

If someone gave me a cake featuring a tombstone that showed my birth date and the current date, I’d find it a little hard to enjoy said cake. But that’s just me.

Some are more festive.

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Instagram | @llwarren33

Bright colors, little action figure thingies and a simple message printed on a storebought white cake? This feels like all of my childhood birthdays rolled into one. Except this is about vasectomies.

Does that sperm have a tongue?

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Instagram | @fairleysweet1

You know, if you draw something with x’d out eyes and “R.I.P” written above it in huge letters, it gets the message across. Adding a tongue (to sperm) is just overkill.

The variety is impressive.

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Instagram | @mexibillystudio

It’s true that a lot of these cakes use the same two or three slogans. But there isn’t really any repetition in the overall visual impact of the cakes themselves.

This is art.

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Instagram | @fan.fun.mom

The lines here are so smooth and organic that it might take you a second before you realize you’re just reading a crude pun and looking at cartoon sperm.

Oh, happy day.

Image credit: Instagram | @signaturedessertsnashville
Instagram | @signaturedessertsnashville

I’m not sure how I feel about this one. On one hand, using any fruit that isn’t a banana in this context is pretty original. Then again, it really makes you think about the content of this guy’s sperm.

I don’t want to eat Planters ever again.

Image credit: Instagram | @yr_cakedesign
Instagram | @yr_cakedesign

For my money, this is the most professionally-done cake in this weird little subgenre. As we’re about to see, things get a lot worse. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

This is inevitable.

Image credit: Instagram | @raygordonphoto
Instagram | @raygordonphoto

With any cake trend, it’s only a matter of time before somebody creates a horrible, disgusting-looking failure — and then posts it on Instagram, because any attention is good attention.

Terrible taste, excellent execution.

Image credit: Instagram | @anchoredinsweets
Instagram | @anchoredinsweets

You know, I think we’re about done here. Readers, what do you think? Is getting a vasectomy a quiet, reflective milestone, or is it worthy of a full-on rager? Let us know!

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