What good is creativity if you can’t have some fun with it? Sure, maybe you can create the next big thing like those blankets with sleeves or Chia Pets or something, and that’s great. But, boy, you have got to enjoy yourself in life.
And you have to give credit to these folks — not only did they put their brains in gear, but they also brought their clever ideas to life.
That’s from the Acme school of dent repair, I believe.

They say the little nicks and scrapes and dents can add some character to a vehicle. But I guess you can add a character to it as well.
“Selling my camouflage gear if anyone wants to buy it.”

A good ad does a lot with a little! Now, is it false advertising to send someone an empty box, or is it just delivering on your promise of invisibility?
Probably something for the courts to decide.
When the stop button on the bus goes out, the driver has to get creative.

Kudos to the driver who found a more fun way to signal for a stop than pushing a button or pulling a cord. They should just replace all those buttons and cords with rubber chickens. It’s a low-cost way to increase ridership, if you ask me.
“I’ve been growing my hair out for almost 2 years to make this Facebook post today. No one suspects a thing!”

Okay, that is commitment to a bit like no other. And really, it’s the authentic touches behind internet humor that make it worthwhile. No Photoshop here, just genuine jokes.
Same guy a couple of days later…

“After making the front page of reddit, my wife told me ‘you’ve had your fun, now cut your hair!'” Guess he wasn’t the only one, either.
“The decoy laptop is working.”

I wonder if they could get the same results for less using a heating pad. Probably not though, because sitting on a heating pad wouldn’t be horribly inconvenient for you, and cats are definitely into being inconveniences.
“My professor gave up getting his cat off his work during office hours.”

Sometimes you just have to go with the flow, steer into the skid — and let the cat do what it’s going to do, even if it’s calculus.
“Do not believe him…he is very convincing.”

There’s a tag that never goes out of style. I need to get one for the little beggars at my house, too.
Same energy.

Could even be the same cat for all I know. Heck, maybe it does need to be fed if it’s going for plastic letters.
Either way, they’re just furry little jerks that bully their way into our hearts, aren’t they?
I’m uncomfortable.

I mean, yeah, that’s where the milk comes from, but it’s just too real, you know? But I guess as long as the milk wasn’t coming out warm , it wouldn’t be too bad.
Slow clap.

Welp, they’ve got my business if I ever need tile work done, just like that.
Also, you know what you don’t have to do to tile? Shampoo cat barf out of it. Just sayin’.
Um, Human Resources? I need a judgement call.

It’s not so much what they’re saying as how they’re saying it, you know? Preeeeettttyyy sure HR would have a problem with you following women around the office. And, if they don’t, perhaps re-evaluate your work situation.
One day, this joke is going to land.

“I keep a little bottle of spice in the trunk of my car in the event someone asks why it’s there and I can reply with ‘So I can spice things up!’…….. It’s been 2 years.”
One day…and then who will be laughing?
Well, this is on the nose.

As if we needed another way to learn that, right? Life does always want to reinforce that particular lesson, both informally and formally, with grades and all that. Thanks, life.
“I figured out you don’t actually have to assemble these things.”

This is the ultimate lifehack. Time? Saved. Effort? Minimized. Aggravation? Prevented.
I think we have to crown this person the champion of lifehacks now. Or maybe give some kind of a wrestling-style belt. I don’t know… Whatever is easiest.
“Romance display at my local Barnes & Nobles. I probably laughed too loud.”

Hey, if you can’t move the Fabios, at least make the customers laugh, right? That’s how romance works, isn’t it?
Everyone loves a sense of humor, or so all the dating sites in the world suggest.
“Rock collection.”

Well, it wouldn’t be complete without him! Just remember that you can’t keep the whole thing. That’s the People’s Elbow. It can’t belong to any one person.
“What a confusing time to be a pirate.”

Just imagine going to all the trouble of making a map to your buried treasure and having all these X’s suddenly appear on the ground. What a nightmare! The buccaneers will be digging for days.
Do you know where your towel is?

This one is for all the Douglas Adams fans out there watching the year go by like a bowl of petunias. Pangalactic gargleblasters all around, amirite? Keep your towels handy, folks!
While clever, maybe not something you want to get from your manager at work.

You’ve officially lost your final excuse when it comes to slacking. Now you’re just going to have to hide your internet browsing in another window like the rest of us.
That’s one way to avoid being pulled over.

While cops do love giving tickets, something tells me they’ll want to avoid whatever disease-carrying or science experiment situation this is.
Counter culture.

Regardless of what these people think, I’m proud of him. That’s a cool little tag. Though I do agree that maybe he should switch to canvas.
Making light of it.

And 291 in Kelvin! Wait, that kind of defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?
One of these homemade Father’s Day gifts is not like the others.

Yeah, that last one is kind of self-centered. This is about him and his accomplishments, not you.
“My wife [likes] dino nuggets and it was her birthday.”

I hope when I’m a full-fledged adult (which I’m still pretending I’m not) my love of dino nuggets is well known enough to warrant a cake. I never want it to die.
Dressing it up.

Alright, this got a chuckle out of me. I always knew it was mandatory but I won’t be as annoyed when I show up now.
You make a compelling point.

But if they need new glasses this badly, can they even read this sign? Worth considering.
Unnecessary technological advances.

I get that the sticker is fake but I take everything too literally and can only think about how inconvenient this is. It’s already motion censored. We don’t need to move further.
“I got my gf a new bike helmet, my brother-in-law got her a Drake face-print balaclava.”

For when you want to terrify everyone on the ski slope. Become a local cryptic, a Drake-specific skin taker.
Worlds collide.

I was about to ask how this isn’t a market that Post has broken into for the laughs yet, but then I realized that toast isn’t really a product. Bread is, but Bread Malone just isn’t the same.
I see what you did there.

Wouldn’t it have made Frodo’s journey so much easier for him to have had a Chevy to take the ring to Mordor, too? He and the other hobbits could have dropped it off and been off doing donuts before second breakfast.
Some things never change.

It’s good to know that, even with success and family business, the arguing stays the same. It’s humbling.
“My school’s IT department feels very clever.”

And they are. They should be proud. No one really likes going to visit IT, so at least they’re trying to get a smile out of these people and their broken laptops.
A smart way to ask for tips.

Insert joke like “guess I’ll only put a dollar in then” here. Comedy genius.
“I feel like they need to keep updating their signs.”

I’m glad they specified to use the front door from now on. I thought the drive-thru option was a permanent feature!