Dating really isn't like it used to be.
Our parents met at college football games and New Year's Eve bar parties, but in the age of technology, the act of meeting people organically is obsolete.
You can sometimes get lucky on dating sites—once you've waded through a horrifying sea of the strangest people you've ever seen in your life.
This is maybe one of those photos that you don't put online as your dating site profile picture.
Maybe one of those photos that you don't show to anyone, actually.
What a coincidence, the first thing that people usually notice about ME is MY ninja sword.
I love how convenient it is for the internet to tell me who my enemies are before I meet them.
Your 59% match with Lydia includes a 110% chance of waking up the next morning with some odd sores in odd places.
I may come across as a party pooper here, but when you're just getting to know someone, I don't think it's necessary to know how many times their friend's mom saw their ding dong. Just a thought.
Profile pictures are an expression of one's individuality, and I have to admit, Kern Derg girl is pretty unique.
I'm as big of a Princess Tiana fan as the next person but...I'm just confused?
As a Creative Writing graduate, I can say with absolute certainty that despite outside opinion, you'll be able to afford that butt tattoo. Live your dreams girlfriend.
I think I'll pass on fish lips, though with that 1979 Ford, it'll truly be a loss.
Bill's greatest strength in a relationship? His girlfriend never steals his sweaters.
At least he's honest, so you know what you're getting into right away (if you get that far).
Online dating is the perfect place to meet friends, lovers, and to hire someone to murder your greatest enemy. Three birds, one stone.
Sorry ladies, looks like he's taken.
There's mild self deprecation, and then there's this guy.
Who needs 'leaving a little to the imagination?' That's old news. The new trend is to be so literal that the truth hits you in the face like a rock.
When it comes to personality, you either go big or go home.
To be fair, there was obviously effort put in here. He's striking that Tyra Banks smize, there's a romantic fire on in the background, a luxurious pillow to lounge on, and that glorious lawn ornament centerpiece.
Men just don't try like this anymore.
Simple; concise; to the point. That my friends, is how you find your niche audience.
Maybe he's from a family of musical taco ducks? Don't judge a book by its cover.
I can't really argue with this logic. Though maybe if somebody moved over and let Jack Dawson onto the floating door in order to save his life, maybe karma would've been kinder.
There's so much going on here. How far up that tree is she? Why did her parents name her Brandon? How much training did this apple skill require? Is she single and ready to mingle?
I think I'm taking a break from dating.
