15 Truly Dumb Things People Really Decided To Say

Jordan Claes
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reddit | Jerbear0122

Human beings are imperfect animals, which means that sooner or later — we all say some pretty dumb [expletive]. It's unavoidable, and at times it can be incredibly embarrassing.

What's worse is that sometimes, our most idiotic moments get captured for all the world to see. Have a look below and check out these 15 truly dumb things that people decided to say.

The public school system has failed you, miserably.

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reddit | MysteriousMilkk

It just goes from bad to worse with this one. I can understand the mix-up, but maybe you should've consulted a map before speaking? It's just something to consider for next time.

Hopefully, this was just an autocorrect misfire.

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reddit | SemiEducated

I hate to police anyone's grammar, but I'm pretty sure the word you're looking for is "asinine" — not "ass nine." At least, I certainly hope that's what you were trying to say.

The price is right but the spelling is way off.

Ad for a laundry machine.
reddit | Frog_and_Bunny

"Watch her machine"? Watch it for what? Are you posting a job description or are you trying to sell me a washing machine? I'm interested in both, just curious as to which one we're referring.

I don't think an appearance on 'Shark Tank' is in your future.

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reddit | jin_of_the_gale

I've gotta say that some of these phonetic spellings are throwing me for a loop. I don't know how anyone manages to get "Aunt rap runner" from "entrepreneur" but c'est la vie.

"I don't need to get vaccinated, my dad's a chiropractor" - Reddit u/SgtSaucepan

Homer Simpson at the chiropractor.
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That's great to hear, but I fail to understand how easy access to proper spinal alignment is going to protect you from things like COVID-19, measles, Hepatitis, etc.

A doctor might be able to, but you most assuredly can't.

Finger stuck in piping tip.
reddit | MISTER_JUAN

You know those moments in life where you stop and think to yourself "That was a stupid thing to do." Well, sir, this was one incredibly stupid thing to do. It looks like a punishment from a Saw film.

Yet another victim of simple mathematics.

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reddit | rgatoNacho

You can disagree all you like, it doesn't make you any less wrong. Disagreeing with a simple math equation is kind of like saying you don't agree with gravity or the fact that the earth revolves around the sun.

The revolution has begun!

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reddit | OnyxTemplar

In fairness, I think if we changed the lingo from "Resolution" to "Revolution" — a lot more people would be liable to stick to them. Revolution just has a nicer ring to it at the end of the day.

All those Aarons are really starting to pile up.

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reddit | TheSpazzerMan

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that this phone autocorrected errands to "Aaron" or the possibility that this user actually thought that "Aarons" was the proper word of choice.

So close, yet so far...

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reddit | quinn_thomas

I've never seen a toilet tree in my life, but it sounds pretty crappy. The only thing funnier than the mixup is the steadfast belief that this user has that they didn't make a mistake.

So you're telling me that I have to pay the full price?!

Amanda Seyfried in 'Mean Girls'.
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"My friend who was a senior in high school thought senior discounts would apply to him. It led to an incredibly awkward back and forth between a Taco Bell worker." - Reddit u/gopatsgo102

You and me both!

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reddit | dmacmcgee

Strum bowling sounds like a bowling league for guitarists and other string players. Stromboli, on the other hand, is a regional Philly classic. Now that you mention it, I could totally go for one right now.

I'm pretty sure that you meant "Bench."

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reddit | KarrotPie

I'm sure that this ad produced many confused prospective buyers. Call me crazy but that "Bench" looks as if it's on its last legs — hardly worth the $80 price point in my opinion.

You are the weakest link.

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reddit | shadynasty94

Come on, man — teeth?! Clearly, you know that there's an "H" that comes after the T", as you were the one who wrote out the word! You could've gone with toast, tent, trust — the options are endless!

What other day could it possibly fall on, I wonder?

Amy in 'Superstore'.
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"Coworker at my old job while we were setting up for Black Friday - 'It's pretty crazy that Black Friday actually falls on a Friday this year.'" - Reddit u/LucSteelewalker