Human beings are imperfect animals, which means that sooner or later — we all say some pretty dumb [expletive]. It's unavoidable, and at times it can be incredibly embarrassing.
What's worse is that sometimes, our most idiotic moments get captured for all the world to see. Have a look below and check out these 15 truly dumb things that people decided to say.
It just goes from bad to worse with this one. I can understand the mix-up, but maybe you should've consulted a map before speaking? It's just something to consider for next time.
I hate to police anyone's grammar, but I'm pretty sure the word you're looking for is "asinine" — not "ass nine." At least, I certainly hope that's what you were trying to say.
"Watch her machine"? Watch it for what? Are you posting a job description or are you trying to sell me a washing machine? I'm interested in both, just curious as to which one we're referring.
I've gotta say that some of these phonetic spellings are throwing me for a loop. I don't know how anyone manages to get "Aunt rap runner" from "entrepreneur" but c'est la vie.
That's great to hear, but I fail to understand how easy access to proper spinal alignment is going to protect you from things like COVID-19, measles, Hepatitis, etc.
You know those moments in life where you stop and think to yourself "That was a stupid thing to do." Well, sir, this was one incredibly stupid thing to do. It looks like a punishment from a Saw film.
You can disagree all you like, it doesn't make you any less wrong. Disagreeing with a simple math equation is kind of like saying you don't agree with gravity or the fact that the earth revolves around the sun.
In fairness, I think if we changed the lingo from "Resolution" to "Revolution" — a lot more people would be liable to stick to them. Revolution just has a nicer ring to it at the end of the day.
I don't know what's funnier: the fact that this phone autocorrected errands to "Aaron" or the possibility that this user actually thought that "Aarons" was the proper word of choice.
I've never seen a toilet tree in my life, but it sounds pretty crappy. The only thing funnier than the mixup is the steadfast belief that this user has that they didn't make a mistake.
"My friend who was a senior in high school thought senior discounts would apply to him. It led to an incredibly awkward back and forth between a Taco Bell worker." - Reddit u/gopatsgo102
Strum bowling sounds like a bowling league for guitarists and other string players. Stromboli, on the other hand, is a regional Philly classic. Now that you mention it, I could totally go for one right now.
I'm sure that this ad produced many confused prospective buyers. Call me crazy but that "Bench" looks as if it's on its last legs — hardly worth the $80 price point in my opinion.
Come on, man — teeth?! Clearly, you know that there's an "H" that comes after the T", as you were the one who wrote out the word! You could've gone with toast, tent, trust — the options are endless!
"Coworker at my old job while we were setting up for Black Friday - 'It's pretty crazy that Black Friday actually falls on a Friday this year.'" - Reddit u/LucSteelewalker
